The Corrupt Wishing Game!

[shade599]

Wish ungranted, no one could understand what you wanted... :P

Muckbreath's Bucket is one of them.
Back on topic: Granted, but you explode from the sheer amount of rep cookies consumed!
I wish I could read minds

[jdismeuc]

Granted, But you kill yourself after knowing all the mean things people think about you.
I wish I had someone to make me a good speech for this competition that I'm having on may 2nd where I have to present a speech ~10 mins long and I can win $600.

[Sonic Waffle]

Granted, Someone makes you a speech and you go to the speech, but at the speech, you got snipered, because of your incredibly long and boring speech.
I wish I was the real thing.

[~Jagris]

Granted, but you get shot 10 times buy 50 cent.

I wish Pigpoo didn't change his sig and I could speak any language

[Sonic Waffle]

Granted, but you get shot 10 times buy 50 cent.

I HATE 50 CENT SO BLOODY MUCH!!!
And back to killing your dreams:

Wish granted, but pigpoo changed his avatar instead and the human race got wiped out so no-one spoke anything apart from the oinkie speech (me and Flying Piggy know, I AM PIG TURD! not a human -.-; ).

[shade599]

You didn't make a wish, so I guess it's already granted.
I wish for Muckbreath! (linked in above post)

[meh]

Granted expect muckbreath grows to 100x his size and bites your head off.

I wish jigglypuff and kirby had a fight.

[shade599]

Granted. Kirby wins by inhaing and digesting Jigglypuff.
I wish Kirby was in WoW xD

[meh]

granted the death knight will now be able summon kirby as a pet for cc by suction

i wish cheese grew on trees

[jdismeuc]

...it already does....
THAT WAS A JOKE

[Sonic Waffle]

Umm... Granted?
I wish I could goto the bawx³...

[~Jagris]

I HATE 50 CENT SO BLOODY MUCH!!!
And back to killing your dreams:

Wish granted, but pigpoo changed his avatar instead and the human race got wiped out so no-one spoke anything apart from the oinkie speech (me and Flying Piggy know, I AM PIG TURD! not a human -.-; ).

I hate rap all out

Well anyway granted, but matt deletes the bawx

I wish I wasn't sick right now

[shade599]

Granted, you died from your sickness, hence, you are no longer sick.
I wish I could get marks for my weapons faster.

[meh]

granted except they are forever dull and do 0.1 dps

I wish I had something worthwhile to contribute

[~Jagris]

Granted, but 3 days later someone leeches it and everyone forgets about your post

I wish I knew more wishes and the next person told me what they were