The Corrupt Wishing Game!

[Skaarlaw]

OFFTOPIC

This started in my guild's forums, now 5 pages long lol

[~Jagris]

Granted, but they left you god mod and free levels and such

I wish I had a huge tv

[Opirity1]

granted but i stealed it..

i wish we could stop doing this silly game

[~Jagris]

Granted, but I rebel and shove a 3inch spice through your head

I wish I died by a crazy barbarian jumping through the window and shoving a 4 foot spear through my chest. As I fall to the ground I flip him off.

[Zoidberg]

Granted, but a priest came by, and rezzed you!

I wish i had all x360 games in the world!

[Opirity1]

granted , you HAD but i took them aweay

i wish i won 20000000k gold

[Zoidberg]

Granted, but you got hacked by me, and i sold all the gold.

I wish i was poisoned! :O

[Sonic Waffle]

Granted, you are now dead! :P
I wish I was a porn virus!

[Knomez]

granted, but you become so popular every anti-virus blocks you
i wish that i wasnt a social outcast XD

[shade599]

Granted, but you can't take it any more and commit suicide.
I wish I had...LASERS (this time, coming out of my eyes).

[~Jagris]

Granted.... But they burn up and you need lasic surgery... Ah irony

I wish all your base are belong to us

[Mike3667]

They all belong to us.
But you were never part of US!

I wish I knew how popular this thread would have gotten, for I would have made it months ago.

[jdismeuc]

Granted, you go back in time, make it months ago, but nobody does it. because we just were not ready for it then.

I wish I were a contributor...

[Piersd]

Granted, you become a contributor. but then you get banned for posting pron in the shoutbawx.

I wish someone would request a sig...

[Zoidberg]

Granted, but your photoshop suddenly doesnt work.

I wish i wasnt hungry!