The Corrupt Wishing Game!

[Szharz]

Granted but suddenly people begin hating pink and since they hate pink they hate you. So now you are very unhappy.

I wish my sister would stop being such a bitch. (lol)

[Spartansp]

she stops being a bitch but now she declares herself as transex and now is dating with your ex girlfriend

i wish this thread is closed....

[Sonic Waffle]

Uhh.... It gets closed, but MMOwned gets hacked again and they revert everything back 2 days and it gets back open...
I wish I was master of every code and I had $40...

[jdismeuc]

Congratulations, you are now an expert in c++ ajax perl css html autoit VB auto hot key java javascript flash python and any other obscure code you can think of IDIOT! Your head explodes. oh, and the $40? you leave that to me in your will... I wish i chicks would stop being so clingy, but still wanna have Secks. oh and no STD's.

[~Jagris]

NO more stds, but you had superaids before it and they stop all research on the deisese you die

I wish I was the master chief.

[sirroger787]

granted you become the worlds best chief but you lose your stats when the real master chief dies when he ate your food and you are being chased by every halo fan ever

i wish i had sex every hot girl in the world and i dont get ejaculated till 2 hours of sex

[Zoidberg]

Granted, but you just found out that you are a girl.

I wish i had a BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIG BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIG swimmingpool with water in it, and that it wasnt so hot.

[Sonic Waffle]

Granted, but your Government bans swimming pools and you get arrested for having one.
I wish Pigpoo.

[Piersd]

Granted, you wish pigpoo...?

I wish i didn't have to level my rogue and that my warrior didn't have cruddy gear coz then i could pwn coz some guy said i was a good warrior but my gear was cruddy and that keeps me from pwning

[mowed123]

I wish i life would be much longer

[Sonic Waffle]

Granted, you now live forever and get so bored you try to kill yourself but can't and you turn into a carrot.
I wish I WAS Pigpoo. (Note: not pigpoo, but Pigpoo.)

[Piersd]

I wish i life would be much longer

thanks for skipping me

Ontopic:
Granted, your WERE "Pigpoo". now you're just "pigpoo"

I wish the next person wasn't a leecher that wouldn't skip me lol :yuck:

[jdismeuc]

Wish granted
I wish I had a hot girl chef who could make me anything I wanted who loved me and will never hurt me, never makes mistakes, and you cant say im gay or anything

[Piersd]

80 rep... shouldn't you be contrib now?

Granted, you get a hot girl chef who could make you anything you wanted who loved you and will never hurt you, never makes mistakes, and i can't say your gay or anything... one night you discover she has a penis :O

I wish that blizz would give me full s4 so i could "pwn the noobs"

[MaiN]

You can pwn the noobs, but the pros still pwn you so you die.

I wish nobody could corrupt this wish.