The Corrupt Wishing Game!

[sweemoo]

you get a force fieldz but cannot leave it or touch anything around you thus dieing, i wish my suspension was up so i could see if the person i scammed got their character back

[Vortilion]

Your suspension is over and the character you scammed have not been returned. But that dude you scammed knows your name and the name of the dude happens to be C. Norris.
I wish that warlocks are going to have that metamorphosis talent and it doesnt completely suck.

(O ty Rexxor)

[Rexxor]

Granted, but your computer electrocutes you when you cast that spell, due to the coolness of the spell itself.
I wish to... I want to have same abilities in the real world that Neo has in the Matrix(my brother's idea, what a geek, I couldn't think of anything...)

[ViND_]

You do, u got ur cool flying abilities but u crashed in a Baboon Blast Cannon

I wish i had an angel...

[Sonic Waffle]

Granted, you get DJ Angel Ace to come your party and he sucked so everyone mass-murdered you and you die!
I wish I met Dj Tiesto!

[Rexxor]

Granted, you meet him, but he turns out to be a maniac that kills fans that meet him. You happen to get away from him, but he shoots you in the spine and you have to spend he rest of your life in a wheelchair.
I wish I didn't crash into that Baboon Blast Canyon lol

[Rexxor]

Granted, you meet him, but he turns out to be a maniac that kills fans that meet him. You happen to get away from him, but he shoots you in the spine and you have to spend he rest of your life in a wheelchair.
I wish I didn't crash into that Baboon Blast Canyon lol

[TheGreatRowaH]

Granted. Instead you crashed into the canyon between Oprah's giant knockers.

I wish I could end my WoW addiction.

[Knomez]

Granted, but you be come addicted to Age of Conan and it takes over your entire life your family and friends leave you to fend for yourself and your die of starvation from too much AoC...

i wish i wish i had a demon who would do my bidding looked like a fish but could transform into a chicken at will D:

[Sonic Waffle]

Granted, but he turned insane and made you his slave.
I wish I had the power of ultimate 性! <---- Ask Captain Planet or use a translator.

[TheGreatRowaH]

Granted, but he turned insane and made you his slave.
I wish I had the power of ultimate 性! <---- Ask Captain Planet or use a translator.

Note: 性 means nature

Granted, but you also have the power of ultimate flatulence.
I wish I had a girlfriend.

[Sonic Waffle]

Granted, but she turns out to be a transvestite.
I wish I had the ultimate power of bouji.
Do you get it now?

[R4mbo | Mr. R]

You receave the ultimate power of poochi
PICTURE

I wish myself to become the leader of the world!

[Zokmag]

You become the leader and when you raise the tax they replace you.

I wish someone killed me. xD

[Sonic Waffle]

Granted, I kill you. :P
Err... I wish... I got Matts gametag so I can play XBL with him.