The Corrupt Wishing Game!

[TheGreatRowaH]

Granted, I kill you. :P
Err... I wish... I got Matts gametag so I can play XBL with him.

Granted, but you also have a [fag] nametag so everyone in prison can play with you =)

I wish for a billion dollars.

[Sonic Waffle]

Granted, but the balance of money was changed within the world when you got your and the money you had was now worth nothing.
I wish I had power over bordness.

[ZexZ]

Granted, but you don't know how to controle it so you make your self so bored that you start singing a loop of WHAT IS LOVE?! BABY DONT HURT ME! DONT HURT ME.... NO MORE!

I wish I had 10000000000g and i could give gear to friends and Blizz never knew.

[R4mbo | Mr. R]

You receave 100000wtf Gold and you give t6 to all of your friends. Blizzard have not seen it, but Chuck Norris kicks your ass!

I wish drinking Alkohol would be healthy!

[TheGreatRowaH]

Granted, but now drinking "Alkohol" makes you look uncool and nerdy.
I wish for Blizzard to give back all of the money lost by players in the great banwaves of '08.

[Rexxor]

They do, but people slowly give it back to them over time via the subscription.
I wish I was emo.

[Knomez]

Granted but then your cuts got healed instantly
I wish i had $1650 for a computer i want

[Opirity1]

greanted , but then i stealzored it from you when u were asleep


i wish we could end this wish game

[Rexxor]

Denied. lol
I wish I was dead.

[XxSanchenxX]

Granted, but you were paraliyzed for the rest of your life becaues of a car reck.
I wish i had better computer.

[Igsy]

Granted, but your computer was filled with kiddie porn and you got taken in by the pigs.

I wish I had a wallet that automatically refills with £££ when I close it.

[Hasselhoff]

Granted, but it catches on fire immediatly and burns the money and catches you on fire and you die.

I wish blue close big orange green quiet loud choose.

[x[JoJo]x]

u do wish blue close big orange green quiet loud choose, but thats actually short for B.C.B.O.G.Q.L.C.
who eats faces


i wish for all the playboy girls to be want me...24x7

[Piersd]

granted, but everyone is jealous and hates you (but you still got the playboy girls :P)

i wish i was good at vector art OR graffiti

[Krabita]

You suddenly become good at vector art but all you are good at is making naked pre-pubesent children and you get busted and get ass-raped in prison for life.

I wish that this wish won't have any negative side effects at all.