The Corrupt Wishing Game!

[Sonic Waffle]

Granted, but this wish gets corrupted "Misfortune" anyway.
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[Relz]

Granted, but it sucks.

I wish someone sent me $350 on paypal so I can get an iTouch.

[Sonic Waffle]

Granted, someone sends you the money but your account gets closed for an investigation of stolen money! :P

I wish I had a pink name.

[~Jagris]

granted, but some gay guy who put it there says pink is the new gray =P

I wish matt himself gave me 40 more rep

[Errage]

Granted, but you get banned for suspected account hacking.

I wish pomegranates grew long and healthy into the summer, and tasted really good, wouldn't go bad, were very cheap, were accessible to buy from my location of residence, and I had a completely safe route to the store to buy them where I'd never be harmed, and I always had money to buy them.


Bring it on.

[AwF]

Granted, but you got cancer for eating them.

i wish i could fly.

[tatortotts]

Granted, but you "accidentally" flew into an airplane on your way to Aunt Max's.

I wish you couldn't get banned for scamming.

-Tator

[Knomez]

granted, but then you get banned for ERP'ing XD

I wish i wish i had a fish

[Rawlsku-]

Granted, but the fish is actually a chicken. A evil demon chicken that eats joo :O

I wish WotLK was here! and there! and where? wtf?

[Bbigbob]

WotLK isnt here yet, so its no where and cant be any where. If it was every where u would die a horible death trying to kill the lich king.

I wish money grew on trees

[Phanthom ZYOS]

they did but then there was a forest fire

i wish i had a PS3

[Szharz]

Granted! You now have a ps3. But just as you get it sony releases ps4 and stops selling games for ps3.

I wish my sister had more self confidence, So she could have a better social life. WHo dares corrupt that?

[Rawlsku-]

She gets self confidence, but she looks like crap!

I wish that we could get an update on the f&f alpha topic

[~Jagris]

granted but tis be by me and I get all the rep =D

I wish gas prices were at an all time low and the next person to post is a fag for getting rid of the low gas prices

[NeonMonkeys]

Granted, but your car explodes.

I wish I had a monkey.