The Corrupt Wishing Game!

[Mallak]

all rednecks die, including you

I wish that earth was named htrae

[shade599]

Granted. We are then invaded by aliens from the distant planet of Earth.
I wish that I had some people to play Rock Band online with.

[meh]

Your hands suddenly get crushed in a car door.


I wish I had hot water in the shower.

[shade599]

Your hands suddenly get crushed in a car door.


I wish I had hot water in the shower.

Bwahaha, don't need hands to SING! (Don't judge me by that)
Granted, you get into the shower and are cooked like a lobster from the scalding water.
I still wish I had people to play Rock Band with, since my wish's backfire didn't really impede me from playing.

[Hasselhoff]

Granted, but you get your Rock Band stolen and it never is sold again.

I wish happy fly cow upside normal pig

[Remus]

granted your mutated into that creature.

i wish i can get a job at blizzard as a gm or account operator

[Troys]

suddenly the person who you are helping comites suicide and the family presses charges.=-/

I wish i could wish allot of very cool wishes

[shade599]

Granted: You can only wish for ice (I know, horrible joke)
I wish that gnomes had wings so they could fly without a flying mount!

[Mallak]

granted, but your wings are far to weak to carry your ugly gnome.
I wish nonone would post after me

[shade599]

granted, but your wings are far to weak to carry your ugly gnome.
I wish nonone would post after me

Wish Granted, but my name is now "Nonone" 0.o
I wish that I could travel through time.

[Sonic Waffle]

Granted, you travel through time and reach a worm hole and you get disintegrated.
I was I had an anti-corrupting wish.

[dude891]

Granted, but then your own mother gets your corruption and goes on a rampage killing everyone.

I wish I had unlimited money, and the power to teleport where ever I want in and the power to freeze time and infinite wishes.

[shade599]

I wish I had unlimited money, and the power to teleport where ever I want in and the power to freeze time and infinite wishes.

You get arrested for having counterfeited money, you teleport into a bottemless chasm and fall to your death, you freeze time and accidentally also freeze yourself, so that time stays frozen forever, or your infinite wishes can only be used to wish for more wishes. Take your pick.
I wish that I wasn't bored right now.

[uawili]

Granted, but then you get teleported back into your mother's womb, to wait 9 months to be born.

I wish there was no dust in the world

[Opirity1]

granted , buy a nice vacuum cleaner .

i wish blizz could give me teh best char in teh world