The Corrupt Wishing Game!

[ReidE96]

Granted, but each of those wishes can only be a wish for another wish.

I wish we all had free wow, and didn't get banned.

[Epic Sheep]

Poof free wow for all, but blizzard goes bankrupt and they sell the rights to warcraft, to Guildwars who merge the games and remove all of guildwars better graphic and remove all of warcrafts better game play. no one liking Guildcraft they all migrate to hello kitty island Adventure!

now i wish i wish i had a fish!

[Nub]

granted, but your fish is dead. And it smells.
EDIT: you wish you had a fish? Fine, but your clothes smell.
I wish I had a moustache :{ <<< like that

[Epic Sheep]

Poof! it grows...but you bump into donkey kong who thinks you are mario...he then proceeds to hit you with barrels...

now i wish i had a glass half full.

[Nub]

granted, but it is half-empty

I wish I had a barrel of sea monkeys

[ReidE96]

Granted, but they suffocate.

I wish panda.

[Epic Sheep]

Poof you are a panda but 20 years later you Are Extincted

i wish for a GW where you could jump

[Errage]

Granted, but Guild Wars sucks.

I wish I had my own exact-replica of Ville Valo with no murderistic intent or sudden bloodlust, that could never die or leave, and would follow my every order.

[shade599]

Granted, but you die of sudden cancer from the residue of the wish-granter's nuclear power core.
I wish that I could go right from level 69 to level 70 without having to do anything.

[kelat]

But then you realize that you just spent days of your life getting to 69 in the first place D:

I wish the cake wasn't a lie.

[aznboy]

Wish granted. But the cake was expire for a month ago

I wish that my paladin wasn't ban

[shade599]

Granted. Blizzard then decides to nerf pallies so that all they can do is heal.
I wish that I was in a book.

[Mike3667]

Granted, you are in the most read gay sex book as the main character who has sex with old men.

I wish, I could download videos from youtube, in Avi format encoded in xvid, with the size of 170 x 200..

[shade599]

Granted, but you can only download the movie version of my book
I wish that I could walk on water

[jdismeuc]

Granted, In WoW, on a priest.
I wish i truly understood the Möbius strip