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[Alkhara Majere]

http://www.mmowned.com/forums/wow-ge...lock#post60663

[byebyet]

Wow Majere! Very impressive. I read a few books like "lord of the clans" and watched a few warcraft (by blizzard) movies but that is a looong history! =D

[Bloodpoisen]

ok i got a hard one if u get it ill rep u to death MWAHAHAHAHA
soooo why do night elf males dance like michael jackson? :P

[Alkhara Majere]

ok i got a hard one if u get it ill rep u to death MWAHAHAHAHA
soooo why do night elf males dance like michael jackson? :P

Scary-ass video game designers.

[Bloodpoisen]

works for me REP TIME

[Mord699]

Here's one.

Will The Undermine ever be introduced into the game? The aspect of a land for goblins is cool, I think. Furthermore, does it have any link to The Deadmines? (I doubt it but yeh), and is it a mine? If so, what do they mine there?

Hehe, thanks :>

[Alkhara Majere]

Here's one.

Will The Undermine ever be introduced into the game? The aspect of a land for goblins is cool, I think. Furthermore, does it have any link to The Deadmines? (I doubt it but yeh), and is it a mine? If so, what do they mine there?

Hehe, thanks :>

http://www.mmowned.com/forums/wow-ge...mine#post59458

[Flying Piggy]

I have been reading some of the posts in this thread and it made me wonder about something .
So i have a question now : )

Where does Chuck Norris fit into the World of Warcraft ?
Did the Titans make him to be their 2nd backup warrior or something ?
Why does everybody on alliance side keep calling him a god on the /2 channel ?
Is he realy a World of Warcraft god ?
Or is he a boss that has to be killed in a raid ?
If so , does he drop any good loot ?

Im confused .
(and very dumb)

But most of all , im very bored .

[Alkhara Majere]

I have been reading some of the posts in this thread and it made me wonder about something .
So i have a question now : )

Where does Chuck Norris fit into the World of Warcraft ?
Did the Titans make him to be their 2nd backup warrior or something ?
Why does everybody on alliance side keep calling him a god on the /2 channel ?
Is he realy a World of Warcraft god ?
Or is he a boss that has to be killed in a raid ?
If so , does he drop any good loot ?

Im confused .
(and very dumb)

But most of all , im very bored .

Chuck Norris is my nickname.

* In the beginning there was Alkhara.

* High Overlord Alkhara's level has recently been changed from 62 to 72. This is not an actual reflection of his level, but rather a more accurate update, since 72 is closer to infinity.

* When High Overlord Alkhara places dragon heads on stakes, they are not the heads of dragons slain by guilds. The stakes are actually his toothpicks, and the dragon heads are pieces of food he finds in his mouth from whatever dragon he ate alive that night.

* Despite the arrival of Wrath and Dreadnaught battlegear, the Might armor is still in fashion for anyone who enjoys having his head still on his shoulders.

* High Overlord Alkhara enchanted his High Warlord's Greataxe with Agility because he can.

* Raids are not epic encounters against the various supernatural denizens of Azeroth. In actuality they are garage sales for items Alkhara does not desire anymore.

* Alkhara can Execute his enemy at 100% Health. Just to save himself time.

* High Overlord Alkhara always has a full Rage bar, because he is permanently pissed.

* High Overlord Alkhara considers "Two Hand" to just be a suggestion for his weapon, not a requirement.

* High Overlord Alkhara secretly contrived the invasion of the Burning Legion to challenge his strength.

* Area-effect target caps were implemented after Alkhara used Cleave on Stormwind and it shattered Draenor.

* High Overlord Alkhara is always Out of Combat, because any opposition made against him is considered too trivial and one-sided to be considered as actual combat.

* The Maelstrom is the result of High Overlord Alkhara using Whirlwind on a ship.

* Mankrik's wife made the mistake of telling Alkhara that Sword Specialization is superior to Axe Specialization.

* High Overlord Alkhara is currently suing The Lich King, claiming that The Scourge was already the trademarked name for his teeth.

* High Overlord Alkhara can never fight honorably, because every kill he makes is considered a Dishonorable Kill.

* Items cannot be soulbound to High Overlord Alkhara. He has no soul.

* High Overlord Alkhara was once dared by Thrall to punch a wall in Orgrimmar. The impact created Ragefire Chasm.

* C'thun is Alkhara's ash tray. Nefarian is his cigar. Raganaros is his lighter.

* High Overlord Alkhara demands 6 hours of silence for meditation every week. The result of this is Tuesday Morning Downtime.

* High Overlord Alkhara's tears cure newbism; it's too bad he removed the tear ducts from his eyes with a sawblade on a dare from Grom. Grom's reaction earned him the last name Hellscream.

* High Overlord Alkhara collects only the heads of dragons. He eats the rest.

* The quickest way to a man's heart is Alkhara.

* Arthas was actually the Lich King's second choice... High Overlord Alkhara mocked his request.

* When High Overlord Alkhara AFK's out of a Battle Ground, YOU get the deserter buff.

* Rome was not built in a day, but it was destroyed by High Overlord Alkhara in 5 minutes.

* Once High Overlord Alkhara used Hamstring on Wirt and sliced his leg off, because Wirt insisted there was no cow level.

* High Overlord Alkhara has 92 chromosomes and they're all poisonous.

* If you were worth High Overlord Alkhara’s time, you would be dead before he got to you. Nobody can withstand the pressure and electricity of being sought after by him, so their brain explodes upon knowing -- even if it's not true.

* Vlad the Impaler, Ivan the Terrible, Alexander the Great, Genghis Kahn, Joseph Stalin, Adolph Hitler, Satan and the Grim Reaper are all High Overlord Alkhara impersonators.

* "Hardcore" is a word to describe the flesh of High Overlord Alkhara. No other word has been invented so strong or descriptive enough to describe what lies beneath all that hide.

* If High Overlord Alkhara could go back in time to fight himself, he’d win. He’s that damn good.

* The friction of High Overlord Alkhara whacking off would cause a forest fire equal to the destruction that would eviscerate Draenor. To prevent history from repeating itself, he is given all the elven women he desires.

* High Overlord Alkhara is so incredible he cannot have children. This level of awesomeness contained in a single world would make it sunder and collapse into itself (which is why Alkhara the Younger is on another planet).

* C'thun is weak because Alkhara stared at him.

* High Overlord Alkhara does not use Tabasco sauce. He uses molten lava. And if he wanted his dessert to be iced, he uses volcanic ash.

* We all live because High Overlord Alkhara is not impressed with how we fight to the point where he does not bother with our pathetic ways, but those who get in his way shall truly learn the meaning of torment.

* Once, when High Overlord Alkhara was one-manning Ironforge, he needed more adds for a proper whirlwind. So he charged Stormwind, straight through the mountain. This created the tunnel later utilized by the gnomes when they built the Deeprun Tram.

* The Horde would have gotten High Overlord Alkhara to destroy Archimonde with one blow but they were too scared to wake him up.

* Blizzard once tried to nerf Alkhara but changed their mind after he murdered the programming team.

* High Overlord Alkhara doesn't appear to have a mount, but look closer -- everything on the planet is standing on it.

* High Overlord Alkhara wasn't killed, he feigned death because Kruul wasn't worth his time.

* High Overlord Alkhara beat C'Thun in a staring contest.

* If High Overlord Alkhara was a hunter he would tame Omen, if he was a warlock, he would enslave Doom Lord Kazzak, if he decided to go to Outland, Nefarian would be his flying mount.

* High Overlord Alkhara IS prepared.

* Alkhara is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Alkhara.

* High Overlord Alkhara CAN believe it's not butter!

* High Overlord Alkhara always knows the EXACT location of Kranal Fiss, Stolen Silver and Mankrik's Wife.

* THERE ARE NO LEGENDARY WEAPONS IN OUTLAND!!...Alkhara lives in Ironforge.

* C'thun is Alkhara's vomit bag!!

* The Molten Core is the Alkhara's W.C, and Ragnaros was the result of his thanksgiving dinner. His turkey had inside a combination of: 13 blackfathom oysters, 5 dragonkin meat cakes, a silverleaf soup, Onyxia, Thunderaan, 23 infernals and 45 felhounds.

* Who let the dogs out? Alkhara did it! SO WHAT?

* Alkhara can split Sargeras' head with his own bare hands.

* Alkhara puts the laughter in manslaughter!

* Alkhara can destroy Orgrimmar and build it again on the top of Aerie Peak in 15 minutes or less!

* Alkhara can beat on Kel`thuzad, Sapphiron and the Lich King in 5 seconds and then use their frozen corpses to craft ice blocks in 5 seconds.

* Blizzard was thinking in the making of another epic raid dungeon with Alkhara`s Evil Twin as the Boss, but they would have to raise the level cap to 370 and introduce a new tier 115.

* High Overlord Alkhara is the REAL faction leader of the Alliance... The King is just the peon who cleanses his cave and picks up the skeletons of the floor.

* Alkhara has ALL the powers and abilities from ALL the classes and NPCs of the game... Including Mr. Bigglesworth!!

* If Alkhara sneezes, he doesn`t says "achooo!". He says "DIE EVERYONE WHO DARES TO LOOK Alkhara!!". Usually, this happens next.

* Alkhara drives a very fast Ram covered with Blood Elf skulls, bleeding livers and still-beating dragon hearts...and he also use Carrot on a Stick!!

* If you in any form insult or degrade Alkhara, no matter what faction you are, Alkhara IS GOING TO KILL YOU, even if you don`t play World of Warcraft anymore!! Remember, the 1st rule of High Overlord Alkhara is: do not talk about High Overlord Alkhara!!

* High Overlord Alkhara does not use weapons, armor, or any other type of equipment. What we see is just a manifestation of his absolute awesomeness.

* When Archimonde used to yell "None can stand before the Burning Legion!" he made sure not to say it too loudly, in case High Overlord Alkhara took offense.


* Blizzard once tried to nerf High Overlord Alkhara. They really did. The resultant murders are the reason Starcraft Ghost is so late.

* High Overlord Alkhara has a son who is half as good as Alkhara. However, Alkhara's strength can be measured in only one word; infinity, which means the Son of Alkhara's strength is half of infinity.

* High Overlord Alkhara's strength is infinite, his health is infinite, and his rage is infinite. His respawn timer is at 0, although he cannot actually die.

* High Overlord Alkhara is a sleepwalker. He was able to clear all of Molten Core, Blackwing Lair, Ahn'Qiraj and even Naxxramas in one night, all in his sleep.

* High Overlord Alkhara used to be able to be mindcontrolled by Horde players. Blizzard later changed this because Alkhara killed half of the Blizzard crew and said that he only obeyed himself.

* At first, Thrall concidered High Overlord Alkhara to accompany him in killing Mannoroth, but Alkhara refused, claiming that Mannoroth simply wasn't worth the effort.

* The Night Elves didn't kill Broxigar because Alkhara threatened to burn their forests down and pillage Darnasuss if they did.

* Alkhara's attack Saurafang's Rage will soon be changed to Alkhara's Humor. This is because Alkharas Rage cannot be measured in numbers. It can however be equated to the combined amount of damage the entire earth's nuclear arsenal would cause.

* High Overlord Alkhara once used cleave on an entire Human village on a whim. The paladins came by and tried to heal the people of this village, but found that they could only prolong their slowly fading lives. The resultant species of this cleaving evolution are Gnomes...

* High Overlord Alkhara's axe is, of course legendary. It is known simply as "The Axe". No one knows its stats, and it can never be looted. Blizzard made it unlootable because "The Axe" is so powerful that a lvl 1 weilding it could kill The Lich King out right with one blow. Oh.And it all ways crits.

* High Overlord Alkhara is immune to Blessing of Kings because an additional 10% of his stats would cause server crashes.

* "Faster than the Exodar ... more powerful than the Deeprun Tram ... able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... yes, these are some of High Overlord Alkhara's warm-up exercises."

* "Outland still exists because it's afraid to be on the same world with High Overlord Alkhara."

[Flying Piggy]

* Alkhara drives a very fast Ram covered with Blood Elf skulls, bleeding livers and still-beating dragon hearts...and he also use Carrot on a Stick!!

I loled at that

* Who let the dogs out? Alkhara did it! SO WHAT?

lol

* C'thun is Alkhara's ash tray. Nefarian is his cigar. Raganaros is his lighter.

being a smoker myself , i loled

* The friction of High Overlord Alkhara whacking off would cause a forest fire equal to the destruction that would eviscerate Draenor. To prevent history from repeating itself, he is given all the elven women he desires.

ROFL :rofl: .

[erjjo]

Can some one tell me how to add Altar of Zanza

[Nugma]

how about some info Gruul and how he got the name "Gruul the DragonslAYYYYAAAA!!!!!!!!!!" w00p w00p

How he got the name? I know why.
If you fly around in Blades Edge Mountains you will notice dead dragons hanging. It's his work, he kills dragons. Myself i don't know much about him.

[caek123]

Whats the snake like skeleton doing outside the ruins of Zul'kunda in STV? always wondered that.

[Alkhara Majere]

Whats the snake like skeleton doing outside the ruins of Zul'kunda in STV? always wondered that.

No lore there, although I am guessing..

..because it was killed!
MUHAHA

[Demonicmaster]

I finally came up with a new question to ask the Loremaster Majere. Karazahn, what is the history on it? Past the little write up Blizzard gave us on their website.