The Corrupt Wishing Game!

[Mike3667]

Simple rules, you wish for something then the next person has to mess up your wish and wish for something!

I'll start:
I wish there was no religion on this Earth.

[Remus]

poof you have no religion, you now have zombies.

i wish for AI to become self aware

[ChrisC]

AI become self aware, and then they kill you in anger.

I wish that Blizzard gave me free gold, epics, and T6.

[jdismeuc]

Blizzard grants your wish, Everyone gets pissed that they did and goes to play guild wars, you are forced to solo RFC alone for the rest of your life.

I wish I were invincible until I wanted to die.

[Technique]

You gain your wish , but you go insane because you can't have any fun and you have no friends

I wish for 2 more wishes :>

[shade599]

You gain your wish , but you go insane because you can't have any fun and you have no friends

I wish for 2 more wishes :>

Granted, but they have to be submitted in an essay of no less than 100 words to me by 7 P.M.
I wish that my gnome was taller!

[jdismeuc]

Your gnome grows two feet taller, Everyone calls you a short, chubby, human.
I wish that mmowned wouldn't have gotten blocked at my school today

[Mike3667]

MMOwned is unblocked at your school, you attempt logging into your school to find your account has been banned.

I wish Blizzard gave me 20g on my lock, so he's not a level 30 with a level 6 bracer and all other gear under 15... (No joke, Glider hasn't picked out any good items.)

[shade599]

Blizzard gives you 20g, then bans you for using Glider
I wish that I didn't have to take "Career Planning" class as a required course -.-

[Stephen Colbert]

You no longer have to take "Career Planning" as a class, but instead have to take a Maternity class.

I wish I had a million dollars.

[Errage]

You now have $1,000,000.



In Canadian Tire money.



I wish I had a source of entertainment on this boring night.

[jdismeuc]

You find my web cam ;P
I wish that I had something better to watch than friends :S

[uawili]

Granted, but you have to watch busty grannies...


i wish that my cat could shoot spider webs

[Platos]

Granted, but you are besieged by noobs shouting 'HAI, HOW DO I SHOT WEB?'
I wish I had a cup of unspoiled hot chocolate

[MLT]

Granted, but there is now hot unspoiled coffee.

I wish i could have infinite wishes.