The Corrupt Wishing Game!

[~Jagris]

granted but the accsess bandwith comes and stabs you of bordem.
I wish I had innerspace... And your mom

[Opirity1]

granted , i stealz0rd ur innerspace, and i gave u my mom , but i took it back when u were asleep!

i wish any1 could say my IRL name.

[~Jagris]

They can but they die from tongue twister phobia

I wish I had 12' di**

[demonofdeath]

You get one but u don't get any girls, guys if ur gay (no offence)

I wish I could become an elite on my guitar in an instant

[shade599]

Granted, but you are so good at guitar, that every guitar you play breaks due to you rocking out too hard.
I wish for bacon!

[jdismeuc]

Granted, You get all the bacon you want, but you can eat nothing but bacon and die of heart failure.
I wish the hokey pokey really was what it's all about.

[meh]

Granted, you dance the hokey pokey while trying to pick up women.

I wish laundry was done.

[~Jagris]

Granted, but they were cleaned in a vat of nuclear waste and you die of cancer

I wish I had a duck pond with geese and turtles, and ducks, and swans, and cranes, and weed, and well I ran out of things... Oh and boats, and is 3 acres longs, and was in my back yard, and killed any pretators that are trying to kill my animals in it or blow up my boats (lol kinda long)

[Sonic Waffle]

Granted, but your pond dries up, because of global warming!
I wish I had that women from Bones as my girlfriend (Emily Erin Deschanel). =D

[shade599]

Granted, you are killed by angry fans.
I wish I had a date to prom like my friend (he's going with some girl two grades above him 0.o)

[~Jagris]

granted, but one her dad finds you in the parkinglot making out he kills you

I wish I owned a rich band

[shade599]

Granted, but it's my new band that I formed just to fill out your wish (Hey, I get to be rich that way)
I wish I had that baby crocolisk pet

[Sonic Waffle]

Wish ungranted, no one could understand what you wanted... :P
I wish I wish I had a dish 'o fish n de-lish! :S

[~Jagris]

Granted but Doctor Sues sues you (lol)

I wish pigpoo gave me his wow account

[Sonic Waffle]

Granted, but lolwut man (pigpoo) refused to give you his WoW Account. =P
I wish I had a million +rep cookies... OM YOM YOM YOM OM!