How to make a nice application!

[M-real]

Well most pepole on 13-15 doesent really say they are that age, they rather say they are 17-18 years old (some even 22-23) and most guilds will never notice, if you just never shout in guild chat "OHH YEA I AM TURNING 14 TODAY!!! I WILL GET A NEW BIKE AND GET TO DRINK MY FIRST BEER!!!!1!!" then you can easy join any guild on the server, if you just forfill the raid times

[brange]

I have an example of a really "good" guild application. Hope you like it:

Your character(s)
Nick: Narzok
Race: Orc
Class: Warrior (11/33/17)
Spec: Much fury.

Unbuffed stats...
Armor: 8214
Health: 9189
Mana: I used rage.
Crit: 14.54%
Main stat: Attack Power
Hit rating: 27
Other noticable stats? ex. Spirit, Resilience, Defense: 54 spirit, 49 resillience, 46 defense.

Why this spec? I used since low garden and its working.
Do you have good gear for other specs? I can use all warrior spec with gear =)
Is it okay with you to respec if we need you to? No.

Profession #1: Herbalist (375).
Profession #2: Blacksmith (297)

/played with this character: Warrior.
Exalted factions: Orgilla. Low City. Orgrimmar. Ravenholt.
Armory link: 8214.
Other notable characters: lvl 14 Roge.


Class questions:
- What gems should you use with your pve spec? Red gems.
- What is the most efficient pve spec for you, and will you be specced like that when participating in 25man raids? 11/33/17. (Much fury.) Yes.
- Which metagem you use for pve? I non't use metagem.
- How do you usually Tank/Dps? (Explain why you use what you do) I tank if only warrior and else dps.
- Why do you play a warrior? (Explain which aspects of the warrior you love and why, Examples may be used): I take high beating for monster so have much stamina =)
- Which stats would Prio over others, as protection/Dps warrior, Explain why? (Dodge,Parry,Block,Defense,Hit,Crit,Expertise,Atta ckpower)
Dodge, Parry, Block, Defense, Hit, Crit, Expertise, Attackpower. You forget stamina =)
- Which attack ability gives the most threat? Fear.
- Which consumables & Flask/pots would you use on bosses? Mage food. (From level 70 tabel.)
- Do you have any resistance gear for bosstanking? I still have MC stats in mine bank.


About you
Your age: 14
Date born: 94.
From: Small villedge out off Minsk. (south of east)
Why should we pick you? I was good gear!
More about yourself: I love Sum41, Panic in disco and Rasmus.

My father work mine, my brothers work mine, after two year I work mine also.

Free time: I play WOW and watching Sayler Mon.

How is your life and how are you doing? I was start mine after two year.
Do you disconnect a lot? Only when is father drawing the computer string. After mine time =)
If yes, do you know why? Father is drawing computer string!
How many FPS do you have in Shattrath? I no play FPS.
Normal play times: When father is mine. 05:00-17:00 (Minsk time.)

Former guilds: I was join MoX but need item better.
Why are you no longer in these guilds? I needed item better!

Is the account you are using originally yours? Account was of my brother but die in mine acsident, so I account =)
Do you share the account with someone? 1 brother.
Who else are able to access the account? Brother.
What is the password to your account? Slovitzka
What is the secret question and answer to your account? Slovitzka zé wryko?


You and PvE
How often can you raid? When father mine. (All day 05:00-17:00.)
How often will you raid? When father mine. (All day 05:00-17:00.)
Will you sign up for farm raids? Yes.
Will you sign up for progress raids? If I need item.
What do you do at weekends? Play WOW when father is mine, also eat with father and many brother after father get from mine.

Raid experience so far: Karazhan. Maraudon (with only 4!). I main tank many heroic (dungeon). Zul'gurom (level 70 maintank). Have was inside Serpent Shine Cave.

Which addons have you used for raiding, ever? I was never use bot!
Which addons should you be using in a raid? Nobody!
What are your thoughts about repair bills? If I become better item I no have to repair old items.


Knowledge
NB! These questions are purely for us to see what we can expect.
If you know wrong, we will correct you. So don't worry, though looking it up can't hurt
What is the hit rating cap for casters? I hear warlock crit 12000 on youtube!
What is the hit rating cap for dual wielders? I hear rogue on youtube with 2k the black temple.
What is the hit rating cap for 1h/Shield, 2h, feral? Sheild has low damage!
If you were melee DPS, how would you position yourself to your target? Stand so I see target.
What is the global cooldown? Wensday 05-11.
What are your racial abilities and how do they work? Orc is Blood Fury. I press button for next attacks make more hurt on monster.
What does Blessing of Kings do? I take and give more beating to monster.
Does 'Blessing of Kings' scale with stamina? Yes.
Does 'Blessing of Kings' scale with bonus healing? No heal class!
Does 'Blessing of Kings' scale with attack power? Yes.
Which Blessings do you prefer using in a raid, and why? Main tank or dps.
Why is 'Power Word: Fortitude' and/or 'Prayer of Fortitude' buffed on the whole raid and not just the tanks? If priest has candels.
What is DKP (DragonKillPoints) and why do we use it? To know how much dragon you kill.


Diverse
Do you mind paying repair bills after raids? If father still in mine.
Why do you want to raid? I want MoX. But mine item is not "great".
Got any friends in the guild? Endorah.
Why would you like to join our guild? I want for item before help for MoX.
Why are you playing World of Warcraft? When father is mine.
What is your goal in World of Warcraft? Become one MoX.
Do you like gay bears? I hate gay! <<

Well this is f*c*i*g EPIC

This is just awesome. I loled irl + rep.

Especially this part is awesome.

What is the password to your account? Slovitzka
What is the secret question and answer to your account? Slovitzka zé wryko?

[tsoot]

This is just awesome. I loled irl + rep.

Especially this part is awesome.

Bleh, wish I could get +rep from just another copypaste.

This thread is now about bad applications.
Check "http://www.rising-guild.co.uk/index.php?topic=860.0" if you want a laugh, it's worth every page of reading. :}

[rinye]

'I' (1,sing.) is always written with a capital.


Edit. -- I'm only 15, becoming 16 in 4 days.
Will that allow me into an end-game guild? >.< Who cares about age, only racists do :P. I've seen many 18+ players play like mentally handicapped people.

[wow4Supplier]

Bleh, wish I could get +rep from just another copypaste.

Well only i know how to get rep from c/p....
anyways I.....OMG gotta run,father back from mine!


That one never gets old

[Joxi]

this could be helpfull when i make my next apply =)

[pia32]

I like it! But if you have to write an application for a guild the you are waaaaay to addicted to wow. 2 rep

[xerotsuda]

Any serious raid guild does not accept members under the age of 18.

Bed times = No good
Children = No good
Crying about shit = No good.
Acting like E-Thugs while wearing footy pajamas = No good.

[Pietje]

Who cares
It`s still epic


When I think about it,half of the WoW player community is age ranging from 13-20.
So well,Ive seen players that are 14,but are l33t and skilled


And,hear this: I............!!!!
LOLWTF father back from mine.....zomg gotta run....

And obsessed with loot, dramanqueen QQ including bedtimes at 2200 (or just should cus he will be too annoying to handle past bedtime). Even though they are skilled, if they can't raid with you or break every rule you have and cause mayhem you will rather NOT have him. High ranked guilds have a name to consider :P

[M-real]

most "kids" leaving at 22:00 is from 9-12 years old... everyone past that age can easy raid till 24.00+ and saying that they QQ and Whine. Most adults do that too.. so xerotsuda your theory is not really a "Valid" one

[Jerkku]

epic apply to BT guild in tbc

1. General information

Character Name:
*sensored*

Class:
DRUID

Link to your armory profile (armorylite or warcrafter also valid)
*sensored*

How long have you been level 70? (do "/played"):
4 DAYS 17 HOURS 2 MINUTES 45 SECONDS

Your raid gear set (use the sandbox on Warcrafter) You must provide us with a link to your raid gear set if your armory shows off-spec gear
*sensored*
Summarize your most important stats (spell dmg/crit/hit - healing/crit - AP/crit - defense/hp/avoidance):
I HAVE 1300 HEALING AND 132 MANA PER 5 SECONDS

Professions:
I DONT GOT NONE

2. About yourself

Country of residence:
ENGLAND

Proficiency in English:
I SPEAK GOOD ENGLISH

Age:
17

3. Raid experience

What's your experience in SSC/TK?
I HAV BEEN THERE ON OTHER CHARACTER

What's your experience in MH/BT?
I HAV BEEN THER ON OTHER CHARACTER

Any other raid experience (pre-TBC or elsewhere)?
SUNWELL PLATEAU

Mention a few Wowwebstats.com links so we can see how well you perform in various fights.
I DUNT GOT NONE FOR THIS CHARACTER BUT I AM GOOD. I CAN DRAW ONE SEE

HEALING DONE:
ME |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| |||||||||||||||||||||||||||
WARLOCK|||||||||||
HEALER 2 |||||||
HEALER 3 ||||
HEALER 4 |||
HEALER 5 ||

4. MH/BT quests

We know the attunements are gone, we need to know if you have the items from the old attunements. Don't tell us you don't need attunement, we know that. Specify at which point of the attunement you are.

Do you have any of the vials of Vashj and/or Kaelthas (giving you access to the Band of Eternity ring)?
YES ON OTHER CHARACTER

At which stage of the BT attunement are you (giving you the [Medallion of Karabor])? Mention your Ashtongue Dragonsworn rep as well.
DONE ON OTHER CHARACTER

Are you exalted with Sha'tar, Aldor/Scryers and Cenarion Expedition?
NO I CANT BE ASSED

5. Gear and talents

Current talent spec:

Why did you choose this talent spec?
BECAUSE IT HEALS THE OTHERS DONT HEAL

Is there an alternative talent build you can use (show us gear stats if you have the gear for it)? (Only applies to mages, hunters and other non-hybrids)
I CAN BE BOOMKIN

Resistance gear (if you are tank specced, this also includes cases like Mage tanking at HKM and Warlock at Leotheras):
DONT GOT NONE

Off-spec gear (specify most important stats as well):

Are you willing to respec, spend money on new gear or enchants for raiding?
I WONT RESPEC I LIKE HEALING

Provide a short list of improvements you'd like to make in the short-term. (eg farming for certain badge gear, running heroic for trinket upgrade, ...)
I CAN GET HEALING ON BRACER AND GLOVS BUT ITS TOO EXPENSIV

6. The guild and you

List your previous guilds (mention for each one why you left):
I DIDNT LEAVE A GUILD

When can you raid:

Reason you'd like to join *Guild*?
BECAUSE I WANT TIER 6

Do you know anyone in *Guild*? Who?
NO

Role you want (ie tank, healer or dps)
I ALREADY SAID 3 TIMES I WANT TO BE HEALER

How often you play
NEARLY ALL DAY

What you want to achieve with the guild
GET TIER 6

And a bit about yourself (this is usually the most important)
I AM A DRUID AND I AM A VERY GOOD PLAYER.


7. Practical matters

Do you have Teamspeak installed?
YES

Do you have a microphone?
YES BUT ITS BROKEN

Which connection do you have (cable, ADSL, ... + operator name)? List your average latency as well.
I HAVE ADSL MODEM WITH PIPEX. I HAVE 150 MS LATENCY WHICH IS VERY GOOD.

How reliable is your connection? Do you have any DC's?
YES SOMETIMES BUT ITS NOT MY DFAULT