The most funny/stupid reason why YOU got banned!

[waazzaap]

I got banned from Neverendless cuz i said "lol this server laggz soo bad ;;;((("

[sofydofy]

well...i've been banned for being dodge capped...cause you weren't suppose to be able to get jewel crafting over 250....haha but the gms were too stupid to realize that you could goto wg and get mats/jewel crafting formulas...go figure right?...playing retail actually pays off in a private server?...and again for dual-boxing (a.k.a multi-logging, octopussing, and keyclone)...while it's clearly not a hack or bot...seeing as how you can use the keyclone program on retail....the HGM of the realm had a complete sissy fit because i was overgeared and asked how...well don't kiss and tell eh?...and then i ended up getting IP banned for that after opening an ban appeal on their server forums and for that i say private server which will not be named in this post

[DarkVanir]

I've got banned, cause I told the SQL professional: stop trolling the forums and fix that database newb!

[mager1794]

I got banned from a server a long time ago because I wrote a C++ script and i missed a semi colon - so the idiot though i couldn't script and banned me for 'trying to **** with his server'

[Terrassen]

I said that the server's donations and rules where retarded and that the GMs were too stupid to do anything about it.

[benjiang]

Blizz told Ana: "You ate too many bananas!" Banana=ban ana

[Namor]

[mariodk]

i got banned for open a ticket about my hacked account (on live blizzard server) and still dont got help or unbanned my account after 5 weeks and the reason was i got banned GMs think i have buyed gold becoz i had 1k gold and think a gold seller hacked my account

[genzorg]

Got banned on a private server cuz i opened a ticket and said: can i talk to a gm?
Banned.

[AlienCCL]

Banned in Day of Defeat Server (in my town)
i just ...hmmm...how thats call....*made sex* with handler's wife T_T after he know's that he banned and beated me up lol . (second wasnt so hurt)

[aribehn]

I got banned for saying "Cool story bro" after an announce from the admins

[LucasGod]

I got banned for flirting with the server admins girlfriend. (Note: I was a GM in there)

[covert_cat]

I logged back on to Runescape after not playing it for about 5 years. I walked into the middle of Varrock and yelled "Dragon Head == Dragon *eeeeeenis" and it didn't censor the word with that many e's..
I think half the people in the area reported me. I couldn't log back in later that night. :3

[dbartdog]

i rode this ban out hard.... QQ

[trten27]

I got a ban just because i said to a GM that if they didn't give me my donation items (I was waiting 2 months for em) I will make a claim to PayPal.