The most funny/stupid reason why YOU got banned!

[Fizzwinkle]

long time ago, i was the 2nd owner on a server, decided to make a gnome, recall to gm island and run around to one fo the new gm's yelling "wow my hack wasnt meant to go here"

had to un-ipban myself but i still found it quite funny

xDDDDD
woowwwww thats pretty f*cking funny
how'd you un-ban yourself if you were ipbanned?

[LswSch]

I was banned for saying that the server owner mother cant cook :S But she really DIDN'T!

[Arant]

On a random server there was a bug which allowed you to heal dueling players with Penance. I healed a player randomly and the opponent nerdraged. Now I'm permanently banned after they reported me to a GM.

[Drazen]

The thing is that i got the GM banned on his alt account!

Beat that!

[Thetruecrow]

I spammed puddi puddi.... I feel so ashamed...

[Moldor01]

I got banned on retail because i wanted to do a gay video chat with a GM ..
called him "My delicious" and "Lil Kitteh"
What's wrong with that ? I mean why he didn't feel the connection between us , like I did?
Am not sexy enought?

[Goggy96]

Haah.
Some Day I was logging in to a new server with a new char. GM came over and said: Is this the Guy? Some Guy Aswered: Yes And then Baaaam Banned xD I didn't even do anything on that server

[hamelik]

banned because i write XXX on demonic form like

[Demonic] X X X

[rhoadsofrock]

I was banned from retail on my first account (have since made 2 new ones, first with 3 80+ toons), for wall-hacking; I essentially wanted into Hyjal, and because Blizzard are the stupid douchebags that they are, they'd made it entirely impossible to even zone in to the zone, and even if I had there was the no man's land debuff....

It was actually my second offense, since the program I used I'd first tested out a month earlier and got a 3-day suspension. So yes, I should have known better, but I said **** it and used it again.
Only loss was my 80 DK and 73 Hunter, and as I said, I've since leveled a hunter and dk to 80, as well as a warr to 80, and a druid and mage to 65 and 60 respectively.

Also I think I got banned from a classic 1.12.1 server, but I'm not sure. I had 2 accounts, one for horde and other for alliance. After about a week my horde account started giving the message "This account has been permanently closed and is no longer available for use" or what ever the message is when you get banned, but my alli account still worked. So I brought it up on the forums, couple of GM's said it wasn't banned and they didn't know why it was giving that message. So I waited until the next day, tried again and it logged me on. Played for a little while, logged out, and tried again later that day and it gave the banned message again. I think the server was bugged, or at least I was bugged

[Phygar]

I got banned for 2 days from retail for telling a dead baby joke.

[slik2000]

there was a private server i got banned from cos i seen a gm inspected him and seen he hadnt spent any tallents so i sed to him spend your tallents you noob :P

[Destony]

I got banned for 2 days from retail for telling a dead baby joke.

Lol'd for 2 minutes

[Medzii]

Got banned from a WoW private server for saying that their script was broken and I said I could send a new one :x

[Harambeqt]

Correcting all failed GMs & admins

[kimmern]

Banned for calling the Admin a 16 year old ****** (wich he was)