The most funny/stupid reason why YOU got banned!

[ZXD]

Got banned for "trolling" whereas i only said it is retarded to shove items up to player's asses like they do it on retail.

[blackadder9]

i got banned for calling the owner a fat **** after seeing his irl pic

[shadowknight513]

I got banned once for walking through a GM. Seriously. That was his reason, on the ban it said "Reason: Never walk thru me" I was like wtf?

[Zorek]

I was reported for reporting someone, and I got banned -_-

[iWoW-Programming]

This is a little spin off of all these, i DIDNT get banned form AMD-WOW for speedhacking, wallhacking, flight-hacking, ganking n00bs using hacks, screaming profanity in the trade chattish channel, opening several GM Tickets telling them exactly what I thought of their server admins and gms, insulted their work on the DB and spit on everyone from way up high.

Once again, i didnt get banned

[Creepfold]

:O Haven't posted in like... 3 years! this thread is still alive ?
Hello there btw everyone, enjoying your summer?

On topic:

Got banned like... a couple of days ago because i got 1600+ rating on a pvp realm and kicked an gm(or admins) ass in relentless gear, while he had like... full ilvl 277 :P

[Szharz]

Spell reflecting death touch at a GM. hahaha :P

[wowsc4p3]

Banned from retail for the following:
Account 1: Called GM a fag, AMulti hack, Told a GM to have sexual intercourse with his brother and then my brother.
Account 2: Created a pimp character on RP realm, called him PimpzRUs. fell for a GM sting.
Account 3: Level 12 & explored more or less entire of azeroth.
In total I lost: 12x£8
2x 80 feral druid
1x 72 destruction lock
1x 80 holy pala
5x Expansions (3 TBC, 2 WotLK)

I still haven't learnt from it lolz

[Strongkong]

Okay, here's mine.
It happened in BC, around patch 2.1-2.3, I dont remember, the server name I forgot too, I remember only a part of it, it had Silver in the name.
The first char, you made, started from lvl 20. I was happy.
I made a hunter, because never played it to lvl70, so I decided to start one.
I played hunter a bit at my friend, so I knew 1-2 things about it.
My first idea was, to tame a pet. I had the skill, so I didnt have to do quest.
Also they changed the starting area, to Ashenvale. I tamed a lvl20 Crab there, if I'm right.
I didnt really understand why, but I started taming, and dunno lag or what, I tamed the pet in 2 seconds. Was a bit strange, because when I played my friend's hunter, he had to wait all the 20 seconds, to tame a pet.
"Okay", I said, "Lets level up!".
I started to kill creatures, I levelled good, was about lvl 24. I was reading LFG, or what the chat there was, server admin was telling the people, someone is bugging the server.
I went on, levelled to lvl 26. Then I read in LFG, the admin said: I found the bugger, he was sending fake pet commands to the server. I didn't care. I followed the road.
Then, Illidan appeared in front of me. I said whoa, then I saw it was the server admin.
I said hello. He asked me, why I hack, and why I'm sending fake packages to the server.
All I could say is: "Sorry what?" Then I got Account and IP banned....

[karmand]

Got perma banned cause of speedhacking with ulduar vehicle, whilst my friend was in the same instance having wallhack and flyhack on, and he didnt even get a warning or anything. Felt kindof stupid, guess its my own fault for not checking if hack was outdated.

[th3gam3]

got banned for mooning a gm with a dwarf. lol classic

[Breakdawn]

Banned for being a bragger Wat?

[dbartdog]

i got banned because i supposedly "Looked at a GM wrong"? WTF?

[swordmas754]

i got banned on retail wow for reporting my self being on gm island

[JJackster]

I was banned for banning someone.