Ask me anything, and I will do my best to give you a completely bullshit answer

[DeMoN]

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

[cXm0d]

1.
2.
3.
CRUNCH

3, 3 licks to get to the center of a tootsie pop.

[Mirror]

How many questions are you going to answer

[DeMoN]

Pam takes a plane from Boston at 9am and arrives in Salt Lake City at 5pm after a layover in Chicago at 9:30am. Jake takes the express flight from Boston at noon and arrives in Salt Lake City at 5pm. How long was Pam's layover in Chicago?

[Cryt]

how do u make chewy chocolate chip cookies, that aren't rock hard and flat?

[Grasi]

What is the answer for the Riemann Hypothesis?

[onelane]

when will the world end?

[Zokmag]

Where do you buy your flying pancakes?
(I want them badly)

[cXm0d]

How many questions are you going to answer

156. No more.

Pam takes a plane from Boston at 9am and arrives in Salt Lake City at 5pm after a
layover in Chicago at 9:30am. Jake takes the express flight from Boston at noon and arrives in Salt Lake City at 5pm. How long was Pam's layover in Chicago?

3 hours?

how do u make chewy chocolate chip cookies, that aren't rock hard and flat?

Kidnap a keebler elf, and force them to teach you. If they don't, but off their ring finger, stew it for 3 days with garlic and basil, and eat it.

What is the answer for the Riemann Hypothesis?

We don't talk about the Riemann Hypothesis. Those who do, are forgotten.

when will the world end?

When the last of the Keebler elves have been kidnapped.

Where do you buy your flying pancakes?

Try and call 1800-968-3245

Are these answers entertaining in the slightest? [o_0]

[m3k0]

Obama Or Mccain ? :O

[cXm0d]

Bill Murray. Just because I had no witty comment to put.

I already answered that.

[Piersd]

why did the chicken cross the road?

[Liquid Malfunction]

Do you like chinese people(the none scammer ones =D)

[cXm0d]

why did the chicken cross the road?

For some hot chicken sex.

Do you like chinese people(the none scammer ones =D)

Sure, the only asians I dislike are the Vietnamese.

And they're good at math.... ZING!

[TehGoggles]

Why can't I sleep?

Would you be completely screwed if your fiance left you?

What came first, the chicken or the egg?

What's the saddest episode of Futurama?

What destroyed all the dinosaurs?

Is Gay Marriage ok?

Why am I skipping school today?

What's the greatest song in the world?

What's the greatest band in the world?

Why is the sky blue?

Why is water wet?