Ask me anything, and I will do my best to give you a completely bullshit answer

[cXm0d]

McCain or Obama?

Bill Murray. Just because I had no witty comment to put.

And for the other comment, I'm going to avoid answering it because it's a waste of my time. Go post somewhere else. xP

[Ziddy1337]

If i had an onion, an egg and some tomatos. And i cooked them in a pan with some oil and garlic, how many potatoes would it take to reach the moon?

[Aznex]

If I bothered reading the question above mine, would it have helped me in any way?

[cXm0d]

If i had an onion, an egg and some tomatos. And i cooked them in a pan with some oil and garlic, how many potatoes would it take to reach the moon?

Depending on the potency of the drugs in the Garlic, I'd say anywhere from 1-6.

If I bothered reading the question above mine, would it have helped me in any way?

Yes, you would have learned..
No. No it wouldn't.

[iaretehfunny?]

cake or pie?

[cXm0d]

Considering the moral instability of the cake, I'd have to say Pie.

[ferocity]

As said in the title, ask me anything. Anything at all, and I will do my best to answer it.
If I don't have an absolutely correct answer, I will do my best to make one up, thus causing humor.

Are you a virgin?
How much do you weigh?
Are you ugly?
How long is your peenor?
Have you ever had a girlfriend?
How much time do you spend on the computer daily?
Have you ever lied, although you've said you would be honest?

[iaretehfunny?]

Are you a virgin?
How much do you weigh?
Are you ugly?
How long is your peenor?
Have you ever had a girlfriend?
How much time do you spend on the computer daily?
Have you ever lied, although you've said you would be honest?

Were you one of those kids who just liked to pick on the smallest nerdiest kid you could find?

(askin ferocity)

[cXm0d]

Are you a virgin?
How much do you weigh?
Are you ugly?
How long is your peenor?
Have you ever had a girlfriend?
How much time do you spend on the computer daily?
Have you ever lied, although you've said you would be honest?

No.
About 140.
Wouldn't say I'm pretty, but I'm not ugly.
Longer than yours.
Engaged.
About 6 hours.
Of course.

[dUcKyDrEaMeRx3]

If i was in the middle of nowhere and say nothing but sand and had a computer with runescape and XXX stuff on it, it was snowing and the ground was wet the computer had a psp hooked up to it and my mom was watching. I had one apple, a banana, and a tomato, orange juice with mold in it, And a Friendly Carebear and a gay man next to me ,

What would i do for fun?
And what would the gay mans name be?

[Maisteri]

What happens if you divide over 9000 by zero times x?

[cXm0d]

I'm sorry Ducky, but I cannot answer that question, because it's too broken. [>_<] Mind re-writing it?


y>9000
_______= Asplosion.

0 ∙ X

[naughtier]

whats 0 divided by 0

[Ziddy1337]

whats 0 divided by 0

I'll answer this one... 0 divided by 0 is crazy. Go back to school and learn that not everything is about 4chan. (Best bullshit answer i could think of)

Ok, here's an impossibly easy question, but one you will never be able to answer...

What number house do i live at? And if you dont know, your forfit is to answer this question:

What is the smallest planet in the solar system?

[BaboonX]

If you could give your self a BJ would you?