The Corrupt Wishing Game!

[Captain Planet]

Granted but it took you 20 years and everyone that loved you now ignores you

I wish KuRIoS would show us this picture

[Mike3667]

Granted, you see the picture, you are now blinded with it's glory.

I wish....

[Remus]

granted, everything is now gone.

i wish for marijuana to be totally legal ( no i dont smoke )

[uawili]

granted but cats take over the world and steal all of the marijuana

i wish that i was black

[NeonMonkeys]

Granted, but you are scary like Michael Jackson cus he changed colors too.

I wish they would release Warhammer.

[uawili]

They release it, but you has no internet

i wish that i was a camel

[Guybrush]

Granted, You are now a camel... The Cigarette, and you die of cancer shortly after.



I wish that i had alot of rare Pokémon cards!

[Zoidberg]

You have alot of rare Pokémon card, but your best friend stole 'em, and burned them.

I wish I had a lvl 70 in WoW :P

[jdismeuc]

Granted, but the powerleveling service you used got you banned.
I wish I would not get 10K latency in org

[Technique]

You get 0 latency and DC continiously.

I wish I was a Ghost.

[Sonic Waffle]

Wish granted, but you're invisible, can't talk and can't be felt - YOU HAVE NO FRIENDS!!!
I wish I was CEO of Apple and Microsoft.

[Remus]

granted but now microsoft and apple are being sued for tax evasion.

i wish i knew c++ like a pro.

[Coldone92]

You know it even better than the guy who made it,but a new programming language arrives,23702562463 times better,and c++ falls into dust,and never becomse used again in the future of mankind
i wish i dont have to watch comercials

[Mallak]

You never see a commercial again, but you miss a chance to win blizzard, which you would have won.
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I wish i had 4 arms and 2 dogs attached to my back

[Remus]

granted, you now die because of lack of blood pressure...

i wish that rednecks would die.. no more white trash