How to top DPS in 25man ToC Heroic

[Unholyshaman]

[Disclaimer: This thread is here to give you laughs ]

SPAM BUTTONS 1,2,3,4,5 - HAVE FUN WHILE DOING IT, LIKE DO THE WAAAAVE OR DRUM A BEAT!

Mad props to Luthius from mmo-champ for the inspiration!

Dear Paladins... Dear Chronalis....

Kindly forgive any disturbance/inconnvenience caused by this QQ Thread of Mine as it is one of kind of QQing. It's not even only a disappointment.. it's a Disgrace in every single letter of that word.

I know that we're FCFS when it comes to rotation (heh rotation :<), I know that it's exhausting just to keep your eyes on your cooldown to hit them whenever they're available with a little concern of priorities assigned to each spell. I also know how everyone else in WoW's Community think that we're facerolling.. I always tried to defend my class and spec.. but what I've witnessed was beyond what I imagined..

Yesterday, while I was raiding (in the Cafe') I witnessed this Retribution Paladin a PC far from me, raiding in ToC-25 Content as I also noticed that it was the Heroic version of ToC-25. And with his Recount showing that he's 3rd on DPS on Lord Jaraxx fight. His keybindings were as follows:

` - CS
1 - Judgement of Light
2 - DS
3 - Consecration
4 - Exorcism

What he was actually doing is placing 4 of his left hand's fingers and just moving his whole hand up and down.. pressing every key he binded... all TOGETHER! not even trying to do an instrument/rythem.. but his whole hand was moving!!!!!! This was so shocking, I seriously couldn't believe it.. and he was on 3rd DPS? OUCH!

Then another MORE SHOCKING part when he asked me "Do Consecration & Divine Storm break CC's?" before he starts Faction's Champions fight.. I -while shocked & amazed- answered: "Yes.." then what he did after saying Thanks.. is removing Divine Storm & Consecration TOTALLY OUT OF HIS ACTION BAR.. so he can do the same moves over and over without worrying of breaking CC's.

I'm seriously, speechless....................

Couldn't say anything but.. "Holy shit.. our class isn't freakin Facerolling.. but it's literally <censored>-Fisting."

I -personally- have to send an email to Ghostcrawler himself, after video-taping that bastard playing at the Cafe.. and write in the email's body.

"Dear GC,
Kindly fix this, or I'll suicide-bomb Blizzard HQ :<"

/cover myself in Disgrace Sad

/Walloftext

Sad thing about the story is a lot of it is actually very possible and true - I play a paladin my self, although I am prot/holy.

[Deadly Tomato]

Can I has it? Your pally

[Unholyshaman]

Mine! haha btw I love your avatar lmao.

[t1mPan]

Well youre just stupid...


THIS IS ONLY FOR PaLADINS!!! <3

[Pietje]

What pissed me off more was the following:
My girlfriend has a paladin. This paladin has prot as offspec, mainly with iLevel 200 gear, some 213-219-226 pieces, an average of 210.
I have a DK alt, with (blood)tanking as mainspec, with mostly 232 gear, probably on an average of 230.

She has 600 hp more than me, 1% less avoidance, but the ability to block. In other words, gear that is vastly superior on a DK means that I am somewhat equal to an inferior geared protadin. An equally geared paladin had 50k hp, 10k more than I have, and dont even start on the mitigation/avoidance.

NERF!QQ

[anmarie0812]

What pissed me off more was the following:
My girlfriend has a paladin. This paladin has prot as offspec, mainly with iLevel 200 gear, some 213-219-226 pieces, an average of 210.
I have a DK alt, with (blood)tanking as mainspec, with mostly 232 gear, probably on an average of 230.

She has 600 hp more than me, 1% less avoidance, but the ability to block. In other words, gear that is vastly superior on a DK means that I am somewhat equal to an inferior geared protadin. An equally geared paladin had 50k hp, 10k more than I have, and dont even start on the mitigation/avoidance.

NERF!QQ

What about parry and the dmg you do ?

[Trollblod]

What pissed me off more was the following:
My girlfriend has a paladin. This paladin has prot as offspec, mainly with iLevel 200 gear, some 213-219-226 pieces, an average of 210.
I have a DK alt, with (blood)tanking as mainspec, with mostly 232 gear, probably on an average of 230.

She has 600 hp more than me, 1% less avoidance, but the ability to block. In other words, gear that is vastly superior on a DK means that I am somewhat equal to an inferior geared protadin. An equally geared paladin had 50k hp, 10k more than I have, and dont even start on the mitigation/avoidance.

NERF!QQ

Bah, I'm equal geared to a DK on my server, he have 100HP more than me in frost presence...when I have BoS I have like 3.5k more, but that's NOT equal to Frost Presence.

[agni]

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XhtxdmjUOQM]YouTube - Retpaladin reroll[/ame]

[Trollblod]

YouTube - Retpaladin reroll

Imma reroll retri PvP : D

[connoromg]

One button but u use freedom Explain....

[da_bizkit]

This guide is not how to top dps in toc25.... this is the best PvP guide for paladin i've seen.... probably divine shield should be somewhere there too, but not sure where exactly.... the rotation is hard...

[[AfterBurner]]

Yeah it's Swifty's Video. He obv had other spells on action bars hotkeyed. and the macro he used was nerfed.

Ontopic: L0L

[DisturbingEffect]

Haha, random...

[MooChan]

Lol, my pally is level 43. 37 more to go.

[Unholyshaman]

Lol, my pally is level 43. 37 more to go.

pfft, I start owning with a paladin from level 1 yo! :P