[LEET GUIDE] ~How to not get hit as a mage~

[lama362]

I decided to make this guide in honor of Lexware, who made a stunlocking guide for rogues (it's pretty intense check it out). He was getting 5 or so rep for that, so hell I figured I could make a guide on how to not get hit as a frost mage!

STEP 1: Put on frost armor

STEP 2: Frostbolt your enemy

STEP 3: Keep spamming Frostbolt until your target gets within AoE range

STEP 4: Once he's in AoE range, hit Frost Nova

Step 5: Keep frostbolting till he's close again, then blink in the opposite direction of him

Step 6: Again, keep frostbolting and by then he should be dead

~Freqently Asked Questions~

Q: I'm fire spec'ed, can I still do this?
A: Technically, yes. Just fireball or Pyro until close, frost nova, fireball, blink, fireball.

Q: I keep dieing when I use this, help me.
A: That's not a question.

Q: I keep dieing, how do I not die?
A: Reroll your class please, or quit WoW, your just not cut out for the nerd lifestyle.


If anyone has more questions, leave them here and I will probably not answer them as everything was explained in the guide. Enjoy!

[Bowser2222]

[LEET GUIDE] How NOT to die as a mage
________________________________________

1. Log In
2. Stay in a capital city all day
3. Don't LEAVE AT ALL.
4. ???
5. Frost nova?
6. ProfIT

!!!!!


(but seriously, this is the most.. common sense guide ever..)

[lama362]

[LEET GUIDE] How NOT to die as a mage
________________________________________

1. Log In
2. Stay in a capital city all day
3. Don't LEAVE AT ALL.
4. ???
5. Frost nova?
6. ProfIT

!!!!!


(but seriously, this is the most.. common sense guide ever..)

I'm sorry.. lol but your just an idiot. This was MEANT to be a common sense guide, half of the reason just for fun, the other half making fun of a kid who was getting rep for making a stunlocking guide.

[omg123]

I'm sorry.. lol but your just an idiot. This was MEANT to be a common sense guide, half of the reason just for fun, the other half making fun of a kid who was getting rep for making a stunlocking guide.

except..no..

[lama362]

Except.. yes..

[Chuck12345]

[leet guide] how to stay under the 1500 bracket

[DoWork]

leet guide how to stay a leecher for year

[Riftwaker]

[Leet guide] How to repost for rep, or maybe [Leet guide] How to common sence

[AngryLlama]

This is actually pretty insulting as what you just posted is the BARE minimum that any mage should know by the time he/she hits lvl 60...... You should rename the thread "How to play a mage normally".

[miLl3niUm]

I think it is "How not to get hit as a mage"

[ßetray]

This thread is full of fail

http://www.mmowned.com/forums/wow-ex...mage-mage.html

That thread is full of win

find waldo

[lama362]

Lol you guys are so ****ing dumb. This WASN'T meant to get rep IT WAS A ****ING JOKE you dipshits. If you learned how to read, at the top I posted that somone was getting rep for making a ROGUE STUNNLOCKING GUIDE, morons..

[deathmatron]

Err..Maybe you should think before you post next time, most people here don't like these kind of jokes.

[asbest0s]

Lol you guys are so ****ing dumb. This WASN'T meant to get rep IT WAS A ****ING JOKE you dipshits. If you learned how to read, at the top I posted that somone was getting rep for making a ROGUE STUNNLOCKING GUIDE, morons..

Just because some retard did it doesnt mean you should lower yourself to his level, and tbh looking at how you react to people telling you this is not funny. You deserve nothing but flaming!

[ßetray]

Lol you guys are so ****ing dumb. This WASN'T meant to get rep IT WAS A ****ING JOKE you dipshits. If you learned how to read, at the top I posted that somone was getting rep for making a ROGUE STUNNLOCKING GUIDE, morons..

A) Unlike all the servers with 12 year olds that spam anal [ability link] in trade channel for hours a day, we try to keep these boards a bit more civilized.

B) Everyone realizes it was a joke. I'm thinking it's you whose actually slightly less than average in the thinking area in regards to these forums.

C) You say it wasn't for rep, yet

He was getting 5 or so rep for that, so hell I figured I could make a guide on how to not get hit as a frost mage!

Clearly you were trying to get rep for making a mage version

D) This would belong in WoW General if it was meant as a joke.