How to make people commit suicide.

[[Blaze]]

A Guide to make People Commit Suicide

I. Trick people to thinking you can get them to GM Island from Teldrassil by jumping off the edge. ( You must have a Paladin, Mage, or Priest. )

How to set this up!
[1. General - Teldrassil] [You]: Hey guys want to go to GM Island?
[1. General - Teldrassil] [Victim/s]: You can't go there.
[1. General - Teldrassil] [You]: You can wanna see proof?
[1. General - Teldrassil] [Victim/s]: Sure, whatever.

If you got s group for sure go to an edge. Preferably where the previous GM Island glitches were for some credibility.

Once you hooked and reeled them to the place, they have to have some trust in you. You can all jump at the same time. (Which usually doesn't work) Or you can go first and pull an ability that prevents all damage. (Which works if they aren't paying attention to your class.)

It's best if you get some noobs to try this since some experienced players may see through this.

Or you can use some other sort of place to have them jump that's believable.


II. Hunter/Rogue/Mage/Paladin aggro dump.

This is more of a homicide, but can be counted as suicide if you make it blatantly obvious you're going to kill them.

III. "AFK" In the near end of a fight. [Healer,Tank]

Most people will not even notice you went AFK, and pull this is when you stand back and laugh if you have no aggro and they do. 5-man Heroics.


IV. Orgrimmar suicide.

Tell a man he can learn Demonic if he can complete RFC without dying, If you are a higher level offer to run him trough and tell him when you reach the final boss for him to go up and bow and you can get a quest from him.

theres a better one. go on your main, and tell some lvl 14s ill boost u in RFC for free. Then clear it until the second part. There will be a little bit that opens up into a lava pool. Tell them 'theres a glitch, if you jump in there at the right time, you go straight to the end and is 100% drop from him.' then stand at the pool saying wait.. no wait a bit. 3 2 1, jump! you have to jump in, but being high lvl u will survive, and they will die mwhahahahaha

-Short guide by
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[Drythils]

Lol. I like the first 2. Don't really understand the 3rd one though. What does going AFK in a duel do?

[Dreadvizzle]

Cruel, but funny

[extraspecial]

haha that sounds like a lot of fun. Is there any way to do #1 in durotar? Or anywhere for the horde (low level)?

[[Blaze]]

Lol. I like the first 2. Don't really understand the 3rd one though. What does going AFK in a duel do?

haha that sounds like a lot of fun. Is there any way to do #1 in durotar? Or anywhere for the horde (low level)?

In a 5 man heroic. Per say. Lemme update it.

Done, also seems a bit homicidal but, it's his own damn fault for believing you.

[Mallak]

Ha, just did this to some Nelves, put me on ignore, lol

[eti-enne02]

i HAVE to try that xD
i love to see suffering noobs :P

[Anotherfox]

I like it

Very cruel but even funnier

[Manky]

theres a better one. go on your main, and tell some lvl 14s ill boost u in RFC for free. Then clear it until the second part. There will be a little bit that opens up into a lava pool. Tell them 'theres a glitch, if you jump in there at the right time, you go straight to the end and is 100% drop from him.' then stand at the pool saying wait.. no wait a bit. 3 2 1, jump! you have to jump in, but being high lvl u will survive, and they will die mwhahahahaha

[Anotherfox]

theres a better one. go on your main, and tell some lvl 14s ill boost u in RFC for free. Then clear it until the second part. There will be a little bit that opens up into a lava pool. Tell them 'theres a glitch, if you jump in there at the right time, you go straight to the end and is 100% drop from him.' then stand at the pool saying wait.. no wait a bit. 3 2 1, jump! you have to jump in, but being high lvl u will survive, and they will die mwhahahahaha

I do a similar thing with the Molten Metal nest to the Great Forge in IF. Tell noobs that is how you get under IF and into Old IF.
I jump in then sit so I'm completely submerged. They jump in and die

[[Blaze]]

theres a better one. go on your main, and tell some lvl 14s ill boost u in RFC for free. Then clear it until the second part. There will be a little bit that opens up into a lava pool. Tell them 'theres a glitch, if you jump in there at the right time, you go straight to the end and is 100% drop from him.' then stand at the pool saying wait.. no wait a bit. 3 2 1, jump! you have to jump in, but being high lvl u will survive, and they will die mwhahahahaha

Added to the list of suicides.

[Ookami666]

Too much fun, I've always offered to run person x through x instance, tell them I'm going to gather them all up and bring 'em back, then FD right next to them. (btw no pet)

[krark89]

There *was* even better back pre-bc. Raiding molten core you clear as normal. After killing golomagg everyone runs down to the lava cross in the wall where he starts and tell all the new people that there is goblin with a quest for rags in the back but that they have to be fast. If they are not going in just have some warlocks summon themselves and run in with the paladins and such.

One time after myself and 4 others had helped a guild with their golomagg kill we managed to kill 30 of them with this trick

[ShadowRanger23]

Lol. I like the first 2. Don't really understand the 3rd one though. What does going AFK in a duel do?

I think he just means that if you are a healer or a tank you stop healing them or stop tanking and they will die.

[[Blaze]]

I actually didn't mean in a duel.