Let me also add that in most states to be charged with theft it actually has to be a tangible item. I know here in Texas that is the case. You could make a case at your local PD but chances are they are not even going to file a report and laugh you out of the station. Also did you know that some TOR nodes are actually operated by governments all over the world? Do you really think the German government would protect your identity if US law enforcement call them up with a warrant.
Take this from someone who is very familiar with his state's penal code, as long as you don't give out REAL info then you will be fine.