Giving away a eu key

[project anthrax]

lol I did the cats were pretty funny

[Spartin]

yeh look at ming if theyre even funny and Infusion copy and pasted from a site?

[K1boRG]

damn naga again stole my bike :@

[project anthrax]

Updated more keys

[darknife]

i want one pleaz !
I would love one key plzzzz i am first lol
a funny story not mine but top funny
One weekend a lawyer from New York decided to go bird hunting in Vermont. The lawyer drove to Vermont and found a good hunting spot near a farm. The lawyer sees a bird, shoots it and watches fall to the ground on the other side of the barns fence.

The lawyer, thinking to himself that's my bird I have to go get it, climbs the fence retrieves the bird and climbs back. Just as he gets back over the farmer comes up to him and says, "give me my bird." The lawyer says to him " your bird no no no I shot this bird it is mine."

"No" says the farmer,"it landed on my property it is mine." "Look" says the lawyer, "I am a lawyer, I will sue you , you will lose and I will get the duck." "No" says the farmer, "that's not how we do it here in Vermont, we use the three kick rule."

"Ok" says the lawyer, how does that work?" "I kick you three times as hard as I can, than you kick me as hard as you an three time and we keep going until one of us gives up." "Fine" says the lawyer, "let's go." "I'll go first" says the famer. So the famer kicks layer as hard as he can in the groin.

And just as lawyer is bent over in pain the famer kicks him right in the face. now just as the lawyer is thinking what did IU get myself into the farmer kicks him in the stomach. after the lawyer gets over the agonizing pain he says ok now it's my turn. No the farmer says, "I quit you can have the duck."

[Brainsick]

Try this! ;d

I laughed (;

And to the guy above me, you have to come with something funny ^^

[project anthrax]

I'll decide when I get back from school today cuz the bus is out side lol

[Flipt]

I actually personally typed this up.
Here we go:

How men can make a women happy.
It's not difficult to make a woman happy.
A man only needs to be:
1. A friend
2. A companion
3. A lover
4. A brother
5. A father
6. A master
7. A chef
8. An electrician
9. A carpenter
10. A plumber
11. A mechanic
12. A decorator
13. A stylist
14. A sexologist
15. A gynaecologist
16. A psychologist
17. A pest exterminator
18. A healer
19. A good listener
20. A good organiser (I am Australian by the way)
21. A good father
22. Very clean
23. Sympathetic
24. Athletic
25. Warm
26. Attentive
27. Gallant
28. Intelligent
29. Funny
30. Creative
31. Tender
32. Strong
33. Understanding
35. Tolerant
36. Prudent
37. Ambitious
38. Capable
39. Courageous
40. Determined
41. True
42. Dependable
43. Passionate
44. Compassionate
WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
45. Give her compliments regularly
46. Love shopping
47. Be honest
48. Be very rich
49. Not stress her out
50. Not look at other girls
AND AT THE SAME TIME, HE MUST ALSO:
51. Give her lots of attention, but expect little for him
52. Give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. Give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes
IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
54. Never to forget:
*Birthdays
*Anniversaries
*Arrangements she makes

How women can make a man happy:
1. Show up naked
2. Bring alcohol



And yes i did just type that up myself, it was on my dad's mac on a PDF so i had to hand type it.
No idea where it came from. Thought it was pretty funny... And true haha. No offence to all girls, just a joke.

[Brainsick]

I actually personally typed this up.
Here we go:

How men can make a women happy.
It's not difficult to make a woman happy.
A man only needs to be:
1. A friend
2. A companion
3. A lover
4. A brother
5. A father
6. A master
7. A chef
8. An electrician
9. A carpenter
10. A plumber
11. A mechanic
12. A decorator
13. A stylist
14. A sexologist
15. A gynaecologist
16. A psychologist
17. A pest exterminator
18. A healer
19. A good listener
20. A good organiser (I am Australian by the way)
21. A good father
22. Very clean
23. Sympathetic
24. Athletic
25. Warm
26. Attentive
27. Gallant
28. Intelligent
29. Funny
30. Creative
31. Tender
32. Strong
33. Understanding
35. Tolerant
36. Prudent
37. Ambitious
38. Capable
39. Courageous
40. Determined
41. True
42. Dependable
43. Passionate
44. Compassionate
WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
45. Give her compliments regularly
46. Love shopping
47. Be honest
48. Be very rich
49. Not stress her out
50. Not look at other girls
AND AT THE SAME TIME, HE MUST ALSO:
51. Give her lots of attention, but expect little for him
52. Give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. Give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes
IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
54. Never to forget:
*Birthdays
*Anniversaries
*Arrangements she makes

How women can make a man happy:
1. Show up naked
2. Bring alcohol



And yes i did just type that up myself, it was on my dad's mac on a PDF so i had to hand type it.
No idea where it came from. Thought it was pretty funny... And true haha. No offence to all girls, just a joke.

I... Don't... Get... Why.. He has to be a plumber? :s

[Flipt]

It means they want a man that can do everything, be everything, and not want anything.
Someone who can fix everything that breaks, be really rich, do whatever the women wants.

[SpikeeeN]

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Good luck to not laugh ^^ and i would LOVE an EU gamecard <333

[Rohi]

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[cXm0d]

World of Warcraft - English (NA) Forums -> Describe Your Sex Life Using a Term From WoW

If this thread does not make you laugh, you sir have no sense of homour.

Or you're a virgin.

[Hsk]

Im going to PM you a joke i dont want anyone to steal it

[Brainsick]

Who won this time?