[Tip] Staying anonymous by passing the blame

[Allaway]

Go farther away lol... unless you want to meet a 400-lb. guy named Molly naked in a shower with a dozen other guys egging him on as he proceeds to run his hands through your fine hair and press his massive body against yours...

+rep for that lmao.

[TheGreatRowaH]

My Italian neighbours have a tempting unsecured wireless network, but just to be on the safe side, I always venture far away from home. I now wear a Bluetooth headset as an excuse to have my car parked on the side of the street. I can merely say that I was talking on ze phone.