2 EU accounts: lv 70 mage & lv 70 hunter

[Dartius]

I'll give the account to the best and and second best offer I get, and I will consider everything as an offer (from gold, funny videos, jokes, etc..., anything is possible!)

[wowjhon]

well i know my freidn alsways laugh at this one

It was the mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighborhood.

When he arrived at the first house on his route he was greeted by the whole family there, who congratulated him and sent him on his way with a big gift envelope.

At the second house they presented him with a box of fine cigars.

The folks at the third house handed him a selection of terrific fishing lures.

At the fourth house he was met at the door by a strikingly beautiful woman in a revealing negligee.

She took him by the hand, gently led him through the door, and led him up the stairs to the bedroom where she blew his mind with the most passionate love he had ever experienced.

When he had had enough they went downstairs, where she fixed him a giant breakfast, eggs, potatoes, ham, sausage, blueberry waffles, and fresh squeezed orange juice.

When he was truly satisfied she poured him a cup of steaming coffee.

As she was pouring, he noticed a dollar bill sticking out from under the cup's bottom edge. "All this was just too wonderful for words," he said, "but what's the dollar for?"

"Well," she said, "last night, I told my husband that today would be your last day, and that we should do something special for you. I asked him what to give you."

He said, "**** him, give him a dollar."

The lady then said, "The breakfast was my idea."

i can get you gold on EU only

[wowjhon]

i woulde like the 70 hunter if i can get it or what ever you think is best i like both i realy woulde not like getting banned for gold lol butt if you realy need i can

[zeil]

I offer...my love

[Dartius]

I'm in a hurry so I'll give you both an account, enjoy

[boringhuman]

May I have one too?

[EmiloZ]

I would love the mage & hunter, i'll give 2 glider keys.

[wowjhon]

ohhh my god lol just ban me then i realy dont care sue me kill me flam me i realy dont care go ahead just ban me of the site good god ill edit it just for you and give you some rep how about that rep for pointing out i was wrong you wont some rep so bad dont you hu awwwwwww

[SorgenKin7]

would love to have an EU acc

my offer ... naked pics of one of the posters before me ;P

[EmiloZ]

ohhh my god lol just ban me then i realy dont care sue me kill me flam me i realy dont care go ahead just ban me of the site good god ill edit it just for you and give you some rep how about that rep for pointing out i was wrong you wont some rep so bad dont you hu awwwwwww

Deleted my post cuz u edited urs

[boringhuman]

Wait? Huh? what r u two talking about?

[Remus]

edit: aww i was too late >.<

a joke: -mature-

One day a group of nuns where on a bus, as they were driving to another precinct, the bus' brakes stopped working well eventually they came to a turn and ya know went over the cliff.

point is they died.
now as they "wake" up, they find themselves at the pearly gates..
one of the nuns walks up to the gatekeeper, Michael, and asks, "may we enter?"
to which he replied, "Have you ever touched a epeen(censored :P )?"
"no, i have not." she walks thru.

a little bit later another nun goes to Michael and asks to go.
Michael asks the same question, "Have you ever touched a epeen?"
the nun hesitates a bit and says she has. [censored].
"To go thru you have to wash your hands in Holy water."
the nun walks to his left, washes here hands and enters.

the next nun asked the same question to which she got the same reply.
she answered, " uh.. yes.. "
during which another nun interrupts her and pushes her aside.
Michael perplexed, "Why did you do that?"
she answered, " I rather gargle now before susan places her behind in it."


umm....
.....

who is coolest?
answer: the one with Dart in his name.

[Toxik the Spammer]

I'll take it, and here's a joke and an offer

A man walks into the candy store and asks for some 'BUM'. The clerk says, what's 'BUM'? The man says 'You know, the stuff you chew?'? OH! GUM, the clerk says, and then the man leaves the store. The man then goes to the Hardware store and asks for a '****it'. The clerk asks 'What's a ****it'?. The man says, 'You know, the thing you put sand,water,dirt in?'? OH! a BUCKET, the clerk says, then the man leaves the store. The man then goes to the pet store and asks for a 'Cockandspankit'. The owner asks, what's a Cockandspankit? The man says, you know, the ANIMAL? OH, a COCKERSPANIEL, then the man buys it, but the COCKERSPANIEL RUNS away. The man says


CAN YOU HOLD MY BUM AND ****IT WHILE I GO GET MY COCKANDSPANKIT?

ROFLS--

Now, I'm offering GLIDER KEYS, CDKeys (Not WoW,AoC,GW), and I can offer you my love, we can have dinner together and make love??

[freakzone]

Glider elite Lifetime key!

[Sinsane]

Will offer 300g for an account

Will bake cookies!
LOL this is real! Google it!
But this is a ridiculous character choice.

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