[How To] Get Free Gametime and CD Keys

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+Rep for you for entertaining me...

One time I filled a two litre coke bottle about 3/4 of the way with nacho cheese at the gas station...32 button presses right in front of the chick working the counter, she didn't say a word...

When you have (almost) two litres of nacho cheese, the possibilities are endless!

[hobbyturk]

lol imagine if you get caught :<

[Aerolon]

lol imagine if you get caught :<

They'd be like "this kid is stealing a cd key" and give you a slap on the wrists, I'd imagine. Then they'd probably call your parent (who's grocery shopping on the other side of the store) and you'd be kicked off the computer for a month.

[Aerolon]

I got balls but i don't want to do 12 to life when i have to bust out my 9.

XD

Make that 9 a 47 with an "AK" on the side and you'll be blasting your way out of serving 25.

[afratana]

lol this is common sense imo but funny.

[marmota]

Lol, this is really... funny

[Tenni-T]

u must be the interwebZ gangsta no. 1 :P

I like thgey way u wrote the guide, funny as hell ^^ +rep

Peace Gangsta!!!

[Caliga]

thank you .....

[pwned22]

haha, well written guide!
+rep

[Harza]

very nice
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[PewPewNao]

Lol <3 this

[fry010]

lol you are actually really funny but still, i would rather scam in the comfort of my own home lol

Oh and also, imagine how embaressing it would be to get caught:
What did you steal?
A WoW Serial code.

lol

[graceh1211]

************* SHOPLIFTING IS ILLEGAL AND I DO NOT ENCOURAGE IT, THIS IS STRICTLY FOR INFORMATIONAL PURPOSES. ABIDE THE LAW*************

For this stunt, you will need:

1. Balls (preferably dropped, as kids are gay)
2. Normal clothes

Before trying this, put on your non-baggy pants and take off your doo-rag. Cover any gang tattoos that I KNOW you bamfs have with makeup. Now get to the getting.

I normally just leave the box on the floor or in the trashcan, because that's just how e-gangsta I am.

Wear Air-Jordans if you are gonna pull a runner, incase anyone is filming you can seem like a hardcore thug.

I did run once, though. Don't be fail.

These hilarious sentences made my feckin' day. +rep.

[Aerolon]

Thanks for all the feedback everyone, haha. I didn't expect this to get such good reception, I appreciate it!

oh and sorry if this doesn't work on European equivallents to Target or if you get detained/arrested. Maybe bring a couple of friends incase shit hits the fan and the pigs are brought into it.

Make sure you have a healer, dps, and a good main tank.

[krayz]

Thanks for all the feedback everyone, haha. I didn't expect this to get such good reception, I appreciate it!

oh and sorry if this doesn't work on European equivallents to Target or if you get detained/arrested. Maybe bring a couple of friends incase shit hits the fan and the pigs are brought into it.

Make sure you have a healer, dps, and a good main tank.

Can't forget the CC. We do need to sheep the LP's, they tend to wipe our group :\