[Contest] Glider Key #2

[Edge]

I love it how Coca Cola all of a sudden gets a conscience. Where was that conscience the last 50 years as they've been encouraging consumption of their cancer causing combo of sugar and caffeine? Their sugar pushing is a global effort and I would wager they’ve deceptively marketed it in more than one instance and probably wiped out many local businesses along the way. I’m calling BS on Coke.

[EliMob441]

-cracks knuckles-

Well the reason I enjoy Coke-a-cola to much is that I has been around since I was young, like at the movies get a good coke to compliment the popcorn or after a soccer game with my friends when we were 7 and our team would go down to the pizza parlor. Yes I know coke is bad but I don't drink it in the gallons, it is a good fun casual drink when your out having a day on the town. Another good think is that it taste great! Every time you open a coke you can hear the fizz and you know it will be good. So this is why I love coke.

[[ Prototype ]]

Hahahah @ to your reasons

I need more reasons !

[Dragonshadow]

I like it because I don't get to drink it very often.

[2dgreengiant]

Like

1) keeps me awake when i need to stay up to do a 1000 word essay thats in for tomorrow

2) rots my teeth (always handy)

3) tastes gooood

4) Adverts are really gay especially for coke zero which makes me laugh

5) I usually drink 3 bottles a week and win their comps if they have them :P

[Foub13]

So the story betwen why I like coca-cola is like this:

When I was young, when the clouds were shiny, I was just a little boy in disperation of fun. I have tried many things, I have done many girls, I even tried boys, but there was something missing that made my chest blow and my mouth trimmble in the winds, I have searched the GOOGLE for the right answer, I couldn't find it, I asked on /1 in Azeroth, and no answer when finnally I knew, that the answer was not to be reveiled to me in the near future. I have travelled the earth from Romania to France, England, Germany, USA, China, Koreea, Thailand and many others. I also went in egipt to dig graves for the answer. No, it was nowhere to be found.

One day, I realised my journy to happiness was at it's end so I tried the last thing I could think of, I went to a local shop and I asked for something. "Can I have something please?". After that the merchant told me he has just the thing. I went with him in his basement and saw a big nice chest. Is it there where to find happiness? Is it that what makes my mouth trumble? I hope it is. The Merchant was oppening it slowly, I was so disperate that I couldn't wait. The merchant was oppening the chest slowly, I couldn't wait anymore so I killed the merchant without a single hessitation. Upon oppening the chest I realized that there was nothing in it, but Oh wait. Something was engraved on it: "Go 20steps back, and then 15 in the right". And so I did, At my 14'th step on the right, I realized I couldn't do my 15'th because I stumbled on a fridge. By that time I had a revelation and oppened the fridge. There it was, my journy, my pursuit to happiness was right in front of me, I grabbed it shivering my timbles, I oppened it, I drank it. The transformation began, I was transforming from sad to happy and my life was "alive" again. I could feel the power that was going trough me like the first time you make sex, the first time you take drugs. It was amazing, I never regret all those years in the dark, with the struggle to find what I needed. All I needed is "Coca-Cola Drink". It is like a god to me and I pray to the bottle everyday, everynight. I have never stopped drinking since. Even when writing this message, the waves of it's power are controlling me, they are like ...

[[ Prototype ]]

You serious made me laugh 2D & Foub13 - and your other guys reasons are OKAY too.
Remember you all have the same chance for winning!

[eddie22487]

There are many reasons I love Coca-Cola. Let me tell you a few:

A 2-liter goes great with 4 packs of mentos, makes my stomach expand so i can fit in more coke and mentos.

Relieves my jellyfish stings while shining up my car's bumper all in one pour.

I can antique my photos and use it as a tanning lotion (I love killing two birds with one stone)

and last but not least... it cleans the blood off my driveway

[miceiken]

I hate coke because everytime I've been drinking it, I'm stuck in he bathroom for 20 mins to scrap the damn brown shit away from my tongue.

[Skaarlaw]

I've been drinking it since I was a kid and i'm fat because of it
Coke Zero also tastes like death but I still consist to drink it in large amounts :S
Pepsi max ftw!


that's the best I can do :P

[Kalzor]

I don't like coke because Pepsi tastes better.

[wimmer]

i like only the light/zero version of the coke. the normale coke is a taboo in my house for the unmanly amount of sugar in it. the light coke can be drunk like pure water without regret.

[alden20050_1]

I hate coke because when I drink it I can fell my teeth melting. I got fillings and drank coke and than the fillings felll out. Happened twice at different doctors. The last time I didn't drink coke and they stayed in!

[[SpNiz]]

The leechers are comming out!! Freeez tuff!11

[Frogzilla]

In a family of Coca Cola addicts I'm the only one who doesn't like it. I swear my parents thought something was wrong with me when I refused to drink it. "How could you not like it?!" they asked me on numerous occasions, like I'm some kind of freak for not liking it. What can I say? I don't flippin like it. It's gross and smelly and there's aspartame in it and its fizzy and sticky and it tastes like s**t... that's pretty much it. I thought my parents would get it the first time but nooo. They seriously could not believe that I didn't like it, and they went so far as to trick me into drinking Coca Cola, just to see if I'd suddenly fall in love with it's taste. Well let me just say this: There was no love then, and there isn't gonna be any love now or ever for that matter. But even now they still try to convince me of how delicious it is, I'm surprised they still care after all these years.