[Contest] Glider Key

[[ Prototype ]]

Winner is: Moonitions

CONTEST IS OVER!

[Haq]

I will use it. Any information I learn from the possible elite area will be immediately shared with the MMOwned community.

Oh, and I won't trade the glider key away. Ever.

[Drathnar]

lol.. erm.. I dun want it :P but um yah.. my reason is because if you don't I will kill all ur dogs :P

Edit: er and um +rep

[Muatmessmoko]

I would like it because I am going to try starting up a "business" which wont actually be one but more like a hobby and a way to make cash botting characters to a desired level for people. If I received the key from you it would be a great start to my idea and I could give you a % of the revenue if you wanted.

And good job contributing to the site

[Shadowlash]

I would need the key because i got my 70 warrior banned and it is a pain leveling back with my school.my part-time job, and my other part-time job(girlfriend)

[Hasselhoff]

I got perma-banned on my 70 Draenei Shaman. I have recently started to re-level and it totally sucks. The character was my main and the only account I truly cared about.

I would use the glider to lvl to 70 and farm for an epic flyer.

Afterwards I could either give it back to you or give it to another mmowned member to use.

[WOWISFUN]

I would like it because i read the forums on bots and it makes me really want a glider but cant afford it with every thing else i have to pay for my friend got my Lvl 70 warlock ban (i gave him a shit kicking and im no longer his buddy) i want to lvl a new char but don't have the time and this world be a perfect way and yea..thanks for contributing and +rep

[sineater213]

Because if you don't then I would have no choice but to kill your family.

[Robus]

Because I can give you a password to a hot asian porn site in exchange. Yeah, I know you want it.

And, anyway, probably because Im the only person who didnt make up a story about how their account got banned, mother died, etc.

But on the other hand, these people actually 'did some work' to get it, while all I did was just posting stupid speculations. (God I hate this quick reply window btw)

You know, All Im going to say is: "Its for the greater thing!"
No, really. You won't ever find out what 'greater' or 'thing' means, but you'll have the nice feeling of "Im a part of something greater".
While 'greater' does not neccessairly mean 'better', 'good' or whatever you can think off. Its just a goddamn word.

Also, 'thing' wasnt defined either... We can guess its something between manlove and go4ts3x though. Because every perv these days, when hearing 'greater' and 'thing' in one sentence thinks about... well, you can guess it.(Did I mention I hate quick reply btw?)

Oh, and talking NOT to the point is obivously one of my strenghts (weaknesses? duh). Oh, yeah, and dont forget the 54332523 workers I have to feed! We all live in china, and got catched last ban weave! Think of the chinese! I mean, duh, if we dont make 3000k gold this week they wont have anything to eat! And it will be YOUR fault! And we cant even afford a gilder key!

Well, think of it, this one key would increase our productivity by 1%! Thats 30g per week! A whole family could live from that... Well, in china atleast.

Although, another point we have to consider is.. Wouldnt the world be a better place without all those farmers?
No it wouldnt! Imagine all those poor (fat, lazy) bastards who have tons of money IRL, but cant be arsed to earn money in-game on their own! I mean, eh! THEY WOULD HAVE TO CLICK BUTTONS! ON THEIR OWN!
Not to mention, the death of chinese gold farmers would be a huge impact on chinas economy. And this could be a possible cause of war! We dont want war with china.. or do we?

I mean, sure, seeing all those idiots who kept spamming you in orgi "WANNA BUY GOLD" getting killed by some tactical missile would be fun to watch, but this would have a impact on the economy in-game aswell! Not to mention Blizzard would probably be held responsible for the war, and would have to GIVE THE COPYRIGHT OF WORLD OF WARCRAFT TO THE CHINESE GOVERNMENT! AAAAAAH!

Or, another scenario would be, a massive emigration resulting from the war!
I mean, imagine, all those workers would APPEAR IN REAL LIFE shouting all day long "Playing World of Warcraft? Need gold? Visit lazypeons.com!". And thats not just in big cities, this guy from the neighbourhood could be replaced by a chinese worker! Oh yeah, in such a case we really want them to stay in china.


Well, as you see, the future of the world depends on YOU

[Onemore]

So much win in that post sir, + rep

[[ Prototype ]]

Btw, the winner will be decided when I choose to decide !

[Zoidberg]

I dont have a good reason
/Cry :'(

[-Lex]

Because i'm half danish, and you rock!

[Tankotron]

The reason why you should give it to me
is because I'm having your babies.

[Rofled]

<I think i need it the most, because i have never tried it and i just lost 2 accounst with 1 level 70 on each one(damn renters). BTW +rep for being Danish and doing stuff like this ^^