Chuck Norris

[WoWLegend]

Chuck Norris is the only known person to beat a brick wall at tennis.

Chuck Norris counted to infinite. Twice.

[Gelormino]

-Chuck Norris doesnt teabag woman....He potato sacks them!

End of epik poast

[Rodo]

A few of me faves, some mine, some others...

- Pilate gave Jesus two choices. Crucifixion, or a round house to the face from Chuck Norris...he chose wisely.

- When Chuch Norris was born, he kicked the doctor in the face with a round house...nobody delivers Chuck Norris but Chuck Norris.

- Chuck Norris did a roundhouse and spontaneously impregnated every woman in Japan.

- When Chuck Norris jumps in the water, he doesn't get wet. The water gets Chuck Norris.

[Phase228]

Chuck Norris had 2 choices of death
1) Death By Rape
2) Death By Whipping
Chuck Norris chose option 3
3) Invincibility
that option now stays with him forever


When waking up in the morning you know you don't care about coffee or kids you care about the fear that Chuck Norris might kill you when you wake up


People wonder how earthquakes come not from the earth moving it's because Chuck Norris bent down and flicked the earth

[Skream]

To find Chuck norris's enemys, just check the extinct species list.


My favourite