Chuck Norris

[Snitch]

Do enlighten me with the best ones you made up Phase

Snitch

[JulianX]

lmao that video made me laugh so hard I cried....

[Phase228]

Do enlighten me with the best ones you made up Phase

Snitch

hard to say

ill see if i can get a screenie of me making up a chuck norris joke
(im a bit tired right now so my brain capacity to thinking is like at 2% efficiency hence why i don't make one up right now)

[Joetherogue]

chuck norris once had sex with a tractor trailer. one of his sperm accidentally got away. We now know this trailor as optimus prime

[Phase228]

JTR that was just fukin epic

[JulianX]

LMFAO JTR +2rep Just for saying that.

[spiffspayback]

who knows chuck norris is like so bad that everyone likes him i think

[nerdywow]

chuck norris jokes are so old but still some are funny... my favourite are:

They say that dinosaurs became extinct by a giant meteorite... this theory is correct if you call Chuck Norris a giant meteorite...

Chuck Norris once took a whole bottle of sleeping *****... they made him blink

Chuck Norris's tears can cure cancer... too bad he has never cried... ever...

Nerdywow!

[Snitch]

Still waiting on Phase's funnies.

Snitch

[Kartio]

I hate chuck norris

[Phase228]

Still waiting on Phase's funnies.

Snitch

oops forgot about this thread

you know the terminator they said it was played by Arnold swerizznager secretly is was Chuck Norris in a costume and there was no special effects
(not one of my better ones)

Chuck Norris once had a vesectiomy before he had his kid........

Chuck Norris smoked 100 pounds of weed it made him cough

Remember Noah's Ark.....who do you think controlled the animals?

Bill Gates says he made the computer but Chuck Norris was just being nice to him

One day Chuck Norris laid on a bed all day this bed is now being sold as the Tempur Pedic

When Chuck Norris kisses someone it has un-controllable effects he must've accidentally kissed bruce lee because he died early
after that they called it the Norris Effect


some few i made up on the spot ill edit for more when i feel better these aren't the best one's i made

[Joetherogue]

Bill gates lives in constant fear chuck norris' computer will crash

[EliMob441]

Chuck Norris For The Lose.

Sure, the jokes were funny when I first saw them, then they got repetitive.

Now they're annoying, and VERY OLD.

yeah people tghat do thiose jokes now were in comas's for 2 years or 12

[Omni]

hmm is this the barrens chat thread or something?

[Sumage]

Why does Chuck Norris sleep with lights off? Well, it's not because he's afraid of the dark, but because the dark is afraid of him.

My favourite.