Top 5 Things to Do On Maintenance Day

[Örpheus]

*Sigh* Oh Tuesday...Maintenance day. 3 to 11? Bull.

So, in that time period in which Blizzard does it routine maintenance, what do YOU like to do?

1. Make really, really bad World of Warcraft jokes.

Why do orcs make good gardeners? They all have green thumbs.
Why did the undead not cross the road? He didn't have the guts.
Why do forks have four prongs? It takes four orcs to make them.
What do you call a Tauren with no legs? Ground beef.

Three Dwarves were lost in Silverpine Forest, when suddenly they were captured by a whole clan of Troll cannibals. The Troll Whitch Doctor told the prisoners that they could live if they pass a trial. The first step of the trial was to go
to the forest and get ten pieces of the same kind of fruit. So
all three Dwarves went separate ways to gather fruits.

The first Dwarf came back and said to the Witch Doctor, "I brought ten
apples." The Witch Doctor then explained the trial to him. It involved placing all of the fruit… somewhere… where fruit usualy doesn't go… infact, fruit usualy leaves from here…. And if the Dwarf showed any emotion, he would be killed.

The first apple went in... but on the second one he winced out
in pain, so he was killed.

The second Dwarf arrived and showed the Witch Doctor ten berries. When the
Witch Doctor explained the trial to the Dwarf, he thought to himself that this
should be easy. 1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8... and on the
ninth berry he burst out in laughter and was killed.

The first Dwarf and the second Dwarf met in the local graveyard. The first one
asked, "Why did you laugh, you almost got away with it?" The
second one replied, "I couldn't help it, I saw the third guy
coming with pineapples."

HARRR!

2. Look up all the warlocks I've pwned in the armory

3. Support the wall and hit the booze. Hard.

4. Curse twinks to eternity using various degrading names and jokes
e.g. what's the difference between a canoe and a twink? Canoes TIP.

5. Try to find the 70 with the absolute worse gear and spec on the armory

[Jakkc]

thats not really making up jokes is it now? The fruit ones older than my nan!

[Dartius]

Heh some of the jokes made me giggle a bit. =p But do we really need something to do on maintenance day? It's just from 3 am to 11 am, if you have school/a job you shouldn't even notice the downtime, don't you think?