Programming jokes.

[Kirth]

qft.

True story.

[Cromon]

static void ClockTingels()
{
      void* coffee = Machine::AllocateCoffee(0.5f);
      Person* cromon = new Person(coffee);
      if(cromon->IsMotivated())
          cromon->PerformDailyDuties(Machine::AllocateMoreCoffee(0.5f));
      cromon->ReturnHome();
      cromon->Drink(new Fridge::Beer());
      cromon->BeginProgrammEpicStuff();
      try
      {
             cromon->DrinkMore(new Fridge::Beer());
      }
      catch(DrinkToMuchException& e)
      {
              if(e.NeedsVomit())
                    cromon->Vomit();
      }

      cromon->EndProgrammEpicStuff();
      cromon->DrinkMore(new Fridge::Beer());
      cromon->ReleaseEpicStuff();
      delete cromon;
      return;
}

[fastelf]

GodEffect * God = GetGod();
if(God->IsReal())
God->HappyReligion()
else
God->ReligionSuicide();
end


Ftw? ^.^

[Exacute]

GodEffect * God = GetGod();
if(God->IsReal())
God->HappyReligion()
else
God->ReligionSuicide();
end


Ftw? ^.^

Indeed.. win

[mager1794]

Person per = new Person();
if(per.WoW.HasMaxLevelChar() && per.Life.Length <= 21)
{
    per.Life.Social.Girls.HasHadSex = false;
    per.Life.Social.Prom.Date = per.Family.Mother;
}

Hows that =D

[Ziddy1337]

Person per = new Person();
if(per.WoW.HasMaxLevelChar() && per.Life.Length <= 21)
{
    per.Life.Social.Girls.HasHadSex = false;
    per.Life.Social.Prom.Date = per.Family.Mother;
}

Hows that =D

Epic winrar, made me lol.

[asbest0s]

Religion christianity = new Religion();
List<ImaginaryFriend> FriendsList = new List<ImaginaryFriend>();
Religion.god = FriendsList[Math.Random(0-100000)];