Programming jokes.

[P1raten]

function GetALife(pUnit, Event)
if pUnit is inside
pUnit:MoveTo(Outdoors)
else
pUnit:gtfo(now)
end

Go Go Go!! <3

[Gastricpenguin]

ScriptKiddy * Kid = GetLocalNerd();
if(Kid->WantsEmuPower())

Kid->Copy&RenameArcEmu();

else

Kid->ComplainOnForums();

[P1raten]

if($girl['looks'] == "hot"){
if($beer == "cold"){
$life = "Sorted!";
}elseif(function_exists($girl_get_beer) == true){
if(msg_send ($girl['job_que'], 1, 'Get me a beer out of the fridge!') === false){
$life = "Get a new girl!";
}
}else{
array_push($girl['functions'], 'get_beer');
}
}else{
$life = "Get a new girl!";
}
echo $life;

[Kirth]

Kid->Copy&RenameArcEmu();

I'm pretty sure the ampersand isn't allowed in method names. But, let us leave qq regarding syntax behind; mostly because I'll probably fail at it as well.

Fag * f = getPoster();

if(f->name == "Jordan")
{
f->Ban("Quit being an ass and an idiot");
}

... Oh snap; memleakz!

Something * s = getRandomThing();
Fixx0r * f = getRandomFix0r();

if(s->isNotMemoryRelated && f->sezitsa("MEMLEAKZ!"))
{
f->Ban("L2Terminology, Jordan.");
}

[Chris-h11]

Haha nice, sorry I don't have anything to contribute though. I'm bad at jokes

[Sorayazlawl]

Haha nice, sorry I don't have anything to contribute though. I'm bad at jokes

cout << "fail";

[Clain]

mov ax, 1337
cmp ax, 1337
jne fail ; not rillllllllly needed...
call sub_1337000 ; leetness :O

fail:
int 14h ; plz stop

Hahahahhaha.. no.

[P1raten]

int main() {
father.release();
mother.get(pregnant);
char** baby = new char* [BABY_LIFE_MAX];

myBaby Baby;
while (!Baby.is_born)
Baby.add(cells);

int i = 0;

if (Baby.is_born)
while (!Baby.eof())
baby[i] = 0x1;
return dead;

[Sheldrake]

lmfao @ the last one.

Since my jokes would be terrible (bad sense of humor+lack of programming knowledge), I'll just sit back and watch.

[XxCyanidexX]

static bool isNoob(Poster poster, string message)
        {
            if (message.ToUpper() == message)
                return true;
            else if (isBrokenEnglish(message))
                return true;
            else if (poster.GetReputation() > 5 && int.Parse(poster.GetJoinDate().Split(' ')[1]) <= 2008)
            {
                return true;
            }
            else if (message.Contains("how to") || message.Contains("gm plis") || message.Contains("hilp mi") || message.Contains("hilp repack"))
            {
                return true;
            }
            else
                return false;
        }

[Nightblizzard]

Me m;
if(m.IsBored())
{
    bool stillbored = m.MakePost()->InThread("Programming jokes.");
    if(stillbored)
        m.RollHeadOnKeyboard();
    else
        m.DoSomethingUseful();
}
else
    m.DoSomethingUseful();

bool WannaAnswer()
{
     Me m;

     if(m.EnglishSucks())  //Most cases lol...
     {
          Text* txt = m.WriteText();
          m.OpenDictionary();
          txt.CheckEverySingleWord();
          if(txt.SeemsToBeOkay())
          {
               if(m.PushSubmit()) //Serverside exception? O.o
                    return true;
               else
                    return false;
          }
          else
          {
               txt.CheckEverySingleWord();
               if(m.PushSubmit()) //Serverside exception? O.o
                    return true;
               else
                    return false;
          }
     }
     else
     {
          m.WriteText();
          if(m.PushSubmit()) //Serverside exception? O.o
               return true;
          else
               return false;           
     }
}

[Apoc]

bool ThreadIsWin(int threadId)
{
     return (new Thread(threadId)).ContainsUser("Apoc");
}

[pythonmsh]

Lol not gonna lie haven't seen these b4

[Kirth]

bool ThreadIsWin(int threadId)
{
     return (new Thread(threadId)).ContainsUser("Apoc");
}

W00t, one of the first that'd actually be usable as a snippet. In other words: it's correct and works correct.

}elseif(function_exists($girl_get_beer) == true){

Lulz. Not only incorrect but also a horrible coding style. PHP methods != PHP variables.

[P1raten]

Kirth is a fag.

/thread.

qft.