The Mighty Duck Himself

[Guzey]

Everyone has Heard of the chuck Norris Jokes.... but the real hero is a little person named Emilio Esteves........

Yeah thats right the MIGHTY DUCK HIMSELF.

If you don't beleive Emelio is baddass.... i suggest you watch The breakfast club, right after he smokes a little weed.


P.s Emilio doesn't need your +Rep cause if he did he'd just take..... quack attack style


Below you will find scenerio's of how EMilio can adapt to any situtation.


Q: What do you call Emilio Estevez when he's poisonous?
A: Emilio Do Not Ingest-evez

Q: What do you call Emilio Estevez in an Alfred Hitchcock movie?
A: Emilio North by Northwest-evez

Q: What do you call Emilio Estevez when he has sex with his cousin?
A: Emilio Incest-evez

Q: What do you call Emilio Estevez when he does Tina Turner impersonations?
A: Emilio Simply the Best-evez

Q: What do you call Emilio Estevez when he can't keep his hands to himself?
A: Emilio Molest-evez

Q: What do you call Emilio Estevez when he tells really bad jokes?
A: Emilio Give it a Rest-evez

Q: What do you call Emilio Estevez when he watches Beauty and the Beast?
A: Emilio Be our Guest-evez

Q: What do you call Emilio Estevez when he breaks the law?
A: Emilio You're Under Arrest-evez

Q: What do you call Emilio Estevez when he's naked?
A: Emilio Undressed-evez

Q: What do you call Emilio Estevez when he has robin's eggs in his head?
A: Emilio Bird's Nest-evez

Q: What do you call Emilio Estevez in a Jim Varney movie?
A: Emilio Meets Ernest-evez

Q: What do you call Emilio Estevez when he's a height progession?
A: Emilio Tall, Taller, Tallest-evez

Q: what do you call Emilio Estevez when he's a swarm of bugs that eats your crops?
A: Emilio Infest-evez

Q: What do you call Emilio Estevez when you have him over your place?
A: Emilio Guest-evez

Q: What do you call Emilio Estevez when he's a soap commercial?
A: Emilio Before you dress, Caress-tevez

Q: What do you call Emilio Estevez when he's a soap commercial (Part II)?
A: Emilio You're Not Fully Clean Until You're Zest-evezfully Clean

Q:what do you call emilio estevez when he's buried by pirates?
A:emilio treasure chest-evez.

Q:what do you call emilio estevez without sleeves?
A:emilio vest-evez.

Q:what did emilio's dad say when he saw his report card?
A:emilio flunked the test-evez.

Q:what do you call emilio when he's untidy?
A:emilio a big fat mess-estevez

Q:what do you call emilio when what you don't believe what he's saying?
A:emilio simply you jest-estevez

Q:what do you call emilio when you want him to go away?
A:emilio quit being a ****ing pest-estevez

Q: what do you call emilio estevez when he's not getting any action?
A: emilio sexually repressed-evez

Q: what do you call emilio estevez when he won't leave you alone?
A: emilio stop being a pest-evez

Q: what do you call emilio estevez when he's a stalker?
A: emilio obsessed-evez

Q: what do you call emilio estevez when he stars in a toothpaste ad?
A: emilio brushes with Crest-evez

Q: what do you call emilio estevez when he's in awe?
A: emilio impressed-evez

Q: what do you call emilio estevez when he's pregnant?
A: emilio on the nest-evez

Q: What do you call Emilio Estevez when he's at the Vatican?
A: Emilio Blessed-evez

Q: What do you call Emilio Estevez when he's at Hooters?
A: Emilio Breast-evez

Q: What do you call Emilio Estevez with no shirt on?
A: Emilio Bare Chest-evez

Q: What do you call emilio estevez when he doesn't spend time with his kids?
A: Emilio neglect-evez

Q: what do you call emilio estevez's new perfume?
A: Emilio eau de toilette-stevez

Q: What do you call Emilio estevez who is not wrong?
A: Emilio correct-evez

Q: What do you call an emilio estevez in all of his glory?
A: Emilio majest-evez

Q:What do you call Emilio Estevez after his cat dies?
A: Emilio Depressed-evez

Q: What do you call emilio stuffed into a small space?
A: Emilio compressed-evez

Q: What do you call emilio estevez when he disagrees with you?
A: Emilio contest-evez

Q: What do you call Emilio Estevez with the flu?
A: Emilio congest-evez

Q: What do you call Emilio Estevez with the flu (Part II)?
A: Emilio influenz-evez

Q:What do you have when there are two emilios?
A: an emilio extra-vez

Q: What do you call emilio estevez when in Greek Tragedy?
A: emilio clytemnestra-vez

Q:what kind of nap do you take after chasing emilio estevez all over town?
A:an emilio rest-evez

Q:what do you call emilio estevez when he is hammered?
A:emilio october-fest-evez

Q:what do you call emilio estevez after a day at the gym?
A:emilio sweats-tevez

Q:if emilio estevez was in an elton john song, what would it be called?
A:emilio and the jets-tevez

Q:what would you call emilio estevez if he shouted out random obscenities?
A:emilio tourettes-tevez

Q:what do you call emilio estevez after he has done something with out considering the repercussions?
A:emilio no regrets-tevez

Q:what do you call emilio estevez with no quarters?
A:emilio call collect-evez

Q:what do you call an emilio estevez who can't remember?
A:emilio forget-stevez

Q:what do you call emilio estevez when he is going through a midlife crisis?
A:emilio corvette-stevez

Q:what do you call emilio estevez when he is chemically breaking down his food?
A:emilio digest-evez

Q:what do you call emilio estevez when he is on a treasure hunt?
A:emilio quest-evez

[Guzey]

No love for EMilio

[Pilely]

Nice one