Wish thread.

[Hallowsend]

Ok so I saw this on a Private Server forum once, and what it is is that someone makes a wish and another person says something to make the wish useless. Example:

Wish: I wish that I was the fastest reader alive!

Other person: Granted. Your eyes just got gouged out by a bear.

Example 2:

I wish I had a cookie.

Granted. Your mouth just got sown shut.


Well, they don't have to be as violent as mine, but I bet you get the idea!

Okay, so now to start it off:

I wish that I was a ninja!

[Errage]

Granted. But your epicness over Pirates was to much, and you exploded.


I wish I had 100 wishes that only had to be thought of to be granted.

(OH SNAPZ)

[Banksey]

Granted...But your ability to think has been taking away.

I wish there was no Christmas

[Acespades]

I wish...There was no Christmas

Granted. There is now two family reunions


I wish flamers would leave mmowned

[Hallowsend]

Granted. You have been kicked from the site. (jk Ace )

I wish that I was a :tard:

[Acespades]

Granted. You have been kicked from the site. (jk Ace )

I wish that I was a :tard:

Granted, we ran out of :tard: so now you are a utemontheglass:

I wish there was a dr. pepper in this house

[Hallowsend]

Granted. It blew up in your face.

I wish Ace was not so good at this game.

[Banksey]

Granted, we ran out of :tard: so now you are a utemontheglass:

I wish there was a dr. pepper in this house

Granted. But Dr Pep now taste like Pepsi.

I wish I got a Heart Attack.

[Hallowsend]

Granted. You lived through it.

I wish that my life was like a Square Enix game.

[Errage]

Granted. I hit the power button.

I wish a large flying spaghetti monster would fly from the sky and touch thy lord with his noodle-y appendage.

[Hallowsend]

Granted. Your an Atheist.

I wish I wasn't.

[Errage]

Granted. Edit: BUT A BEAR SUDDENLY GOUGES YOUR EYES OUT AND YOU EXPLODE

I wish I had a rubber band.

[Tristan]

Granted. Edit: BUT A BEAR SUDDENLY GOUGES YOUR EYES OUT AND YOU EXPLODE

I wish I had a rubber band.

Granted. But it snapped and took out your eye.

I wish I had a life.

[Poofy]

Granted. But it snapped and took out your eye.

I wish I had a life.

Granted. You play WoW now.

I wish I had fairy oddparents

[Hallowsend]

Granted. When you say you want some pie they kill you.

I wish I had a xbox 540.