Wish thread.

[assasination]

Granted. mmowned buys blizzard.

i wish i could throw my nunchaku at Chuck norris..(and no, he cant roundhouse kick it lol)

[Daxo]

Granted. mmowned buys blizzard.

i wish i could throw my nunchaku at Chuck norris..(and no, he cant roundhouse kick it lol)

Granted: *Daxo starts to type* while i am typing Chuck Norris walked in the room and round house kicks the shit out of Daxo and says "Not Granted Bitch!"



I wish Jesus gave me his powers

[assasination]

Granted. Jesus giefs you the ability to walk on water but chuck norris gave you a roundhouse kick and you died :S

I wish tha girl felt the same as me.... to each other (confused? srry for bad english)

[cjc0013]

granted but you find out its not really a girl but a guy.

wish: i had 3 balls

[Daxo]

Granted. Jesus giefs you the ability to walk on water but chuck norris gave you a roundhouse kick and you died :S

I wish tha girl felt the same as me.... to each other (confused? srry for bad english)

Granted: You get lucky tonight, when you wake up your butt is a little soar... you soon find out your lover is actually Chuck Norris.



I wish i didn't burn that forest down...

[assasination]

Granted. You burnt my house

i wish i had a glowstick

[Daxo]

Granted. You burnt my house

i wish i had a glowstick

Granted: You are to weak to crack it to make it glow so you bite it, releasing the acids and shit in your mouth... you drink this believing you will gain super powers and you soon go to the doctor because you man part is glowing. You no longer have a sex life due to your glowing man part scaring the ladies.


I wish i had some McDonald's.

[assasination]

Granted. butyou got only 1 potatoe finger...

I wish she likes nunchakus! (i r teh pwnz0r)

[shade599]

Granted. Her nunchakus were made in China and have deadly lead poisoning.

I wish I had a GM account to do whatever I wanted on it!

[assasination]

Granted. Blizz bans you from teh internetz

i wish that girl was....naughty

[shade599]

Granted. Blizz bans you from teh internetz

i wish that girl was....naughty

Granted. You get infected from her lead poisoning after you have sex.
I wish I could shoot lazer beams!

[assasination]

granted. so you can Tunk Tunk tan!

i wish i was a punk rocker with flowers in my head

[Daxo]

Granted: Flowers contain African killer bees witch attack you, you die

I wish i had some candy corn

[assasination]

granted. but when you put it in your mouth, you see its something.....slimy

i wish i won teh internetz

[Daxo]

Granted: FBI storms your house for sharing stolen music, videos, and also you have been send to prison for having loads of child porn on your computer


I wish i had a hot tub