A guide to JDism

[Poopzoor]

Yo Ownedcore,

As we recently discovered JD is god yo.
To keep us mortal from his wrath I ventured into SB and retrieved his 4 commandments yo.

1. Don't kill other people in my name,
2. Killing is wrong yo.
3. End every sentence with a "yo"
4. After praying to JD, you must end with 'bitch'

Live by these commandments and you will end in eternal something yo.

If you by accident have angered JD a first prayer has been made by the sacred "Smitten":
Our JD on Ownedcore, hallowed by your name. Your forum come, your will be done, on earth as it is in heaven. Give us this day our daily rep, and forgive us our infractions, as we also have forgiven the infractors. And lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from banning. Bitch.


Praise the almighty JD yo bitch.

JDisciple Poopzoor yo

[Watcher]

I have been atheist for a very long time untill i let JD inside my hearth yo. I advice you to do the same i pray everyday not to get hit by the banhammer yo. And the almighty JD is always there to protect me, bitch

[JD]

May peace be with you all on this fine day yo. I bless you all and will see you bitches in the afterlife yo.

[Smitten]

The rise of JDism in such a short period of time demonstrates the absolute power of the religion, yo. Never before has a figure as influential, powerful and omnipotent been at the head of a religion, yo. In generations to come, I can only forsee the continuing growth of JDism, and I would predict that it will soon become one of the predominant religions within the Western world, yo.

- Professor of Religious Studies at some amazing University yo

[hackerlol]

I have no Idea as to what I have just read 0__0

[Smitten]

I have no Idea as to what I have just read 0__0

You're not yet enlightened yo.

[dielorn]

yo, what is going on over here?

[Parog]

Bawler, Bitch. Best use of OC SB ads EVER, yo.