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    Convince mom

    Hello, fellow trolls.

    I really wany to get a cornsnake.
    Problem is, that my parents (especially my mom) don't think that I can take care of a pet.
    I don't see why, as cornsnakes are the most easiest animals to keep, that I've ever heard of.
    We have also had a dog, that I walk with 7 times a week. I have also just been alone at home for 3 days, where I've been taking care of it, and keeping the house nice and clean.
    My brother was allowed to get a hamster for his birthday. But I'm not allowed to get a simple reptile.

    How do I let my mom buy one?

    Convince mom
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    Ask yourself, why you want a snake so much that you'd manipulate your parents over it.

    TROLOLOLOLOL LOLOLOL LOLOLOL TROLOLOLOLOOOOOOOOOL

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    Cause they're extremely sweet.

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    Maybe they're afraid the snake will eat the hamster :\

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    Nah, don't think, as I asked before my brother asked about the hamster.

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    Well Try to extort them?


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    Code:
    If age > 18 then buy snake else puppyeyes()


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    Just make a deal.

    'If I get the pet i will / will not [the deal]'

    Worked for me when I was young

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    Originally Posted by noes View Post


    'If I get the pet i will / will not do drugs'

    Just an example


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    'If I get the pet i will / will not masturbate
    'If I get the pet i will / will not steal things
    'If I get the pet i will / will not grow marijuana
    'If I get the pet i will / will not slice you


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    'You might have heard of those killing sprees? They were caused by children whose parents haven't allowed them to get a cornsnake'
    that'll do it

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    Originally Posted by ephecat View Post
    'If I get the pet i will / will not masturbate
    Impossible.

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    Point out what you pointed out to us.

    Go buy one and then when she goes crazy at you tell her to give you a few days to prove you can look after it like the dog. Say she can take it back (this is a lie ofc) if you don't look after it properly.

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    Originally Posted by ephecat View Post
    'If I get the pet i will / will not masturbate
    'If I get the pet i will / will not steal things
    'If I get the pet i will / will not grow marijuana
    'If I get the pet i will / will not slice you

    hahaha thats me right there

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