How to fight fairly?

[I Hypnotoad I]

Well, as title says. I need some ways of fighting somebody fairly. I've just always wanted to know what 'Fair Fighting' was..

An example, No ball shots. No brainer, but I need some more. post if you got any ideas. much thanks.

[Subset]

Well, all fighting is wrong, so it won't matter if its fair.
But in my point of view, just don't kick, you should throw punches at the face,
Anyone taller than you and you can't reach the face w/o exposing a weak part (stomach) you should I guess hit 'em in the gut so they come down to your size.
Uhmm... no weapons.
Make sure you don't kill them or keep hitting them when they are knocked out since they won't feel it and it's just that much closer to killing them.

[Zantas]

My fists(hands) are quite big so if anyone try mess with me I completely annihilate their hands.

[Henessy]

You don't have to fight at all... not fighting is better.

BUT
Go for the stomach first, 2 punches, then BOOM HEADSHOT He's knocked out you win voila

[stoneharry]

No weapons, anything goes (apart from ball shot). :3 Stop when your opponent is down, don't keep going (self control).

[Maisteri]

Dont gouge eyes, bite, pull hair etc. also no punches in the balls. And taking the fight to the ground doesnt mean you are a *****.

[ReidE96]

No ballshots, no gouging, no biting, no headbutts to the head, no weapons. If they go down, stop unless you're on the ground too or they attack you from the ground.

Also, when it comes to self defense, ignore all of the above. Just beat the shit out of them and run. Actually, the ground and weapons do matter, cause otherwise it stops being self defense.

[Confucius]

Block his punch and break wrist with lock, slam him in ears with both hands as hard as you can, this will hurt, you have a second or two depending on person, so stab him in eyes with knuckles (not finger tips cause that'd be mean), now he's blind and can't really hear, he'll most likely be bent over now. Kick the side of his knee, and they're down in 3-10 seconds over all

...oh wait you said fair fight...

[gippy]

Fair fighting is yesteryear, you get attacked then you kick the shit out of them with anything around you.

how do you know for 100% he wont do it to you?

get him before he gets you,simple.

[Bluefly20]

Step 1-First you sheep..
Step 2-Fire ball + Fire burst
Step 3-Freeze him in place
Step 4-Repeat 2 & 3.
Step 5- ??????
Step 6- Profit


O_o.. No but seriously now.. fighting is a lot like sex.. You go with the flow.. he hits you in the balls? Ah! Well you simply smash his face on the pavement a couple of times.. he kicks you in the knee? Ah well that baseball bat close by would come in handy.. In other words. He fights fair you fight fair. Con

[xengan]

Well, personally, I think that keeping control of the situation is what keeps most fights balanced. As mentioned above, If he attempts to hit you in the balls, you strike back and retaliate, that's what's fighting fair is all about.
You know what they say.. "An eye for an eye, and the fight is won."

[metalmaiden]

Bluefly20 is right. Theres no such thing as fair fights. As soon as you see the dude go for the balls you counter him there right back. Then, after that...Take his muffin and rip a big chunk out of it in dominance!

[2dgreengiant]

Shotgun to the face.
???
Profit

[JD]

Running is always fair

[Kiev]

If your using a sniper - Whip out your Desert Eagle and slap his face with it.

Na, in my eyes its:

No low blows
No weapons
No legs/kicking
No hairpulling
No biting
No attacking easily damaged areas (Eyes)

How to win: Punch in stomach a couple of times, elbow in back when there bent over, bring there head back up and punch them in the face, will probably send most a bit off track, if there good at fighting, get the punch in fast and hard.