How to fight fairly?

[EcHoEs]

Methinks you should kick him into groin, then bite his nose. And stab him in the eyes with fingers. That works. Alternatively you can also circle to his back and put a good kick in his kidneys.

[gryphons53]

My fists(hands) are quite big so if anyone try mess with me I completely annihilate their hands.

do you play slapsies with them or something?
o.O
And idk what part of fair youre going for, but if youre looking to beat his ass and stay out of jail-

Nothing on or in your hands-so much as a ring can be considered a "weapon"
Make sure he throws at least one shot, preferably the first, or it can be "assault" not jsut a fight
Dont kick (shoes so once again a "weapon")
Once he's down walk away.

Other than that, previous suggestions are correct, although they dont make a fight "fair" so much as that doing most of it would make u look like a bitch (biting/hair pulling/crotch shots)

Remember 2 hits, u hit him, he hits the ground

[Confucius]

I has idea
call 2d with shot-gun
???
profit.

[idusy]

The worst thing you can do in a fight is think too much.

[kerigme]

What's the point in fighting fairly???

Last time a dude stole my food, I just poisoned him. He was sick for 3 days, and I was able to enjoy him moaning while puking in the bathroom.

[daphtpunk]

sadly it never happens

[icon03]

LOL when in a fight, take full advantage and be explosive dont give the other side a fighting chance or else you might regret it! hmmm just done use tools in aiding your weakness it looks so bad when people see you )