[Story] How i BY ACCIDENT made out with a rescue doll.

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Well, it was back in my young days when i learned Ozzy Osbourne how to score(another story in the general chat) and much much more. It was at a beach house party after i helped them with ideas to the baywatch episode. By the way, it was actually my idea to make Pamella Anderson's boobs that large! But back to the story.

There was this huge party once a year, with over 200 guests and booze to everyone. I was ofcourse invited and was on the VIP list. The party was all fine and the hours just past like a minute.

After a few hours and WAY too many drinks, i saw this hot shy chick standing in a corner. I was like "Hell, i'm gonna score her tonight!" and went over at her. My first line to her was "Hey you, are you a christ? Because i have a big church in my pants that wants to come out!"

She was all silent.. I tried again with one of my scorelines "Oh, so you're not a christ? Well, me neither. But anyhow, are you hungry? Because i got a family size hotdog between my two legs!"

Still deadly silence.. I was all frustrated and thought "Maybe she's deaf?" I was trying to make signs to her with my hands, but nothing worked. I was obsessed about getting laid with her tonight and i just grabbed her and took her gently into a friend of mines bedroom. I started undressing her and myself because she seemed to be quite passive..

I started kissing her, and she tasted like wood. It was very wierd, but i thought that perhaps she just ate tree sometimes. I then gave her the whole package but she didnt moan or anything so i was like "Omg, don't you like the famous FBM package!? I'm gonna give you the luxury one!" I spent like 3 or 4 hours on her with different positions and stuff before i fell asleep of pure exhaustion.

The next day i woke up, and found myself next to a rescue doll made of tree. It all started to make sence, why she didnt said anything, or moan and stuff like that. I was shocked tbh, but at the other side i was quite horny so i just gave her the whole package again.

All of a sudden a lifeguard came in, looking for this rescue doll and saw me "humping" it. She was like "WTF ARE YOU DOING? YOU ARENT SUPPOSED TO **** THE EQUIPMENT!" and stupid as i were i just answered "Ehm, i was just showing her my church..." She got even more angry and i left in a hurry.

END OF STORY!

[Mitron]

Lol great job ^^
Who's awesome?
YOU ARE xD

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