[Story] How MMOwned was born, and how the chosen one was found.

[[Ban Hammer]]

Once upon a time long ago (2006) a guy named Matt came up with an idea. He wanted to make a famous site filled with exploits, hacks, guides and other things!

This idea came across him suddenly, while he were asleep. He saw this burning bush in his dreams. It said to him "I am moses, i ken be a flaming bush cuz im kool! But anyway, you gotta save the jews from the egypt chaos! They are having my people as slaves! You gotta do that by making a website and find the chosen one!"

This was a big step for Matt, he was like "Moses! I can't! I'm just a silly boy that needs to get laid more often..."

And moses answer to that was simply "Matt, i feel the same way! But find the chosen one. NAO!"

And Matt woke up. Now he needed to make a website, since he was a wow addict he choosed to make a World of Warcraft site. He spent months doing this with no breaks, and finally MMOwned came to live. Matt was like "It's alive! It's alive! I've created this! Muhahahahaha.." but MMOwned wasnt very well known back then, and he had to advertise for it.

So the first thing he did was going down to a local bar, bought a soda(He wasnt old enough to buy a beer) and started dancing like John Travolta. He quickly got the attention of a girl who came closer to him, and she was willing indeed. She asked him if he was up for the bad stuff in his apartment. To that he answered "Oh yeah sure, and then you could register at my new cool world of warcraft site!" and suddenly, she was gone.

Matt needed to try something else. So he called his friend KuRIoS. "BIP.. BIP.. BIP..
KuR: Hello, KuR here.
Matt: Hey! Its Matt, you remember me? From the programming geek class!
KuR: Ah yeah, how can i help you dude?
Matt: Well, i'm starting up a world of warcraft site to find the chosen one!
KuR: Ehm.. You sure that you didnt saw too much matrix again?..
Matt: I swear i didnt! It's gonna be cool, you can be an admin if you would like to!
KuR: NICE! Always dreamed about that, sure, count me in.
Matt: By the way, i almost got laid yesterday. I bet noone in the programming class can beat that!
KuR: Are you kidding me? Omg congratulations!
Matt: Thanks, bye.
KuR: Bye.

Now Matt had finally gotten his first admin. But he still needed to find the chosen one. Matt and KuR worked hard to get MMOwned up and running, day after day after day.

The site grew stronger, members joined in everyday and it seemed to have bright future.

One day, a guy named Federal Bureau of Moo joined the site. He started off by leeching, but after a while he realised that he wanted to give something back to the community. He donated, and started writing guides. One day, he got access to the hawtbawx. That was when KuRIoS realised that Federal Bureau of Moo would be a threat against him as the big admin. He drank a few beers to get ready for the challenge, and then he wrote in the hawtbawx "FBM! I dont like your name, its stretching my hawtbawx! Get a namechange nao!" and FBM was like "Well, well, well. Seems like there aint space for the both of us in the hawtbawx.. Lets take this outside, right now! Pick your weapon!" KuRIoS was close shitting his pants of pure fear. He said "Very well, i pick my leet admin powers and give you a namechange!" FBM didnt expect that and yelled "NOOOOO..." He suddenly got the name.. [Ban Hammer]. BH was furious about it and wanted a revenge, He charged the hawtbawx while KuRIoS was yelling "YOU ARE NOT PREPARED!".

BH was about to give KuR a keylogger to shut down his internet which (ofcourse) was the worst case scenario that could happen to KuR. He sent the keylogger and KuR accepted it because the headline was "Free asian unicorn pron".

BH was satisfied, about to shut down KuR's net when something he didnt expect happened. KuR had Norton Virusscan 2008! NO! KuR sent the keylogger right back and was about to shut down my net when he said "BH.. (Funny noices) I am your father!" BH didnt know he was adopted then and went like "That can't be true! I know my dad! Noooo..." and his net was gone. He called a technician who got out and fixed it, and then charged a 20$ bill. BH was even more furious. He was about to send that 20$ bill right to KuR's home when Matt stopped him.

He said:"[Ban Hammer], you are the chosen one. I finally found you. Moses gave me a sign."

BH was like: "Lol, i dont belive in moses." But Matt was sure that BH was the chosen one. "You should give life to the MMOwned community, without you, we're nothing." And BH was like "Yeah right.. Brb gotta pee!"

When he came back he took the challenge and gave birth to all the MMOwned admins to be his personal army. Then he dis*****d as a contributor so that he could lurk around and find the evil infiltrators who wanted to destroy MMOwned.

HAPPY ENDING!

Btw, this is not meant as a racistic, evil, harrasing or anything else bad. I do not take responsibility for it if you get a heart attack from reading it. And this story is just a way to show that i love you all, and that i'm the chosen one so be careful out there!

Hope you liked it

Edit: You can PM me with requests if you'd like and i can try make out a story for ya ;p Just when i'm bored you know.

[Remahlól]

Who's awesome? you are!

[Hunterplay]

I loled a bit :P

[[Ban Hammer]]

I was just quite bored when i wrote it, you can also PM me with requests for stories and i might do it

[wow4Supplier]

I was actually there when you were talking with KuR about your name being too long.
Good times
And I like this story very much, + Cookiez

[[Ban Hammer]]

I was actually there when you were talking with KuR about your name being too long.
Good times
And I like this story very much, + Cookiez

Haha, good times huh? xD

[2dgreengiant]

Bit wrong in some palces but nevertheless still good

[[Ban Hammer]]

Bit wrong in some palces but nevertheless still good

Lolwut? DO you say that i'm lying!.. Okay, you're right lol

[-Scooby-]

nice story brah i lol'd

[[Ban Hammer]]

nice story brah i lol'd

Haha, glad you like it

[sasoritail]

i was like LOL!
best story i've heard since i was 11! (wich means last year XD)

[uxo]

Laughed a bit xP

[[Ban Hammer]]

i was like LOL!
best story i've heard since i was 11! (wich means last year XD)

Haha, glad you like it mate. More will come

[uxo]

Oh great, can't wait for more

[Zore]

Funny story, I lol'd a bit at this.
Good job m8.