[Story] WoW, getting laid and ADDICTION.

**~~[Ban Hammer]~~** · 06-24-2009

Okay, here's another story for you since i'm bored lol ^_^.

2 days ago i met this really hot girl called Lucy. I met her while i was on a vacation at a bar in the romantic place of rome. I was about to travel home since my vacation was almost over, and it was my last night in town.

We really had a chemistry going on and i was like "Hell, another flirt won't hurt me." so i kept flirting. After a few hours and WAY too many drinks, we decided to go home to my place.

My place was a basement with a bed, a computer with wow(ofcourse) and pretty much nothing else. My computer are always turned on and i see that i had a message from MSN once we got back home. I checked it and it said "Dude, get on wow quick! The wildest polearm just dropped from a boss in ZF! You gotta get in and roll for it!" I was like "Omg, what do i do? It's a polearm!" I decided that i had to multitask. I started kissing and rubbing her, she was all crazy and kept moaning. I desperately tried to get her turned on while i logged into wow.

She kept going like "Dude, do it quicker! It feels so good!" and i was thinking "Yeah right, i'm gonna cum too if i get that polearm baby!"

I kept rubbing her different places while i got summoned to ZF. When i got inside the polearm was about to be rolled for. I had my macro with /roll ready and started praying. I pushed it and saw the roll, 96! I was about to cum of pure happiness and i started rubbing my girl quicker.

Suddenly a hunter rolls 97 and states that it's better than his 2 one-handed swords. I froze. My heart beated still and i was about to cry. Now lucy started saying "Dude, you're not doing it quick enough! Do it quicker!" and i lost my temper. "OMG BITCH! I JUST LOST A POLEARM IN ZF TO A ****ING HUNTER! SHOW SOME RESPECT! I'M TIRED OF GIRLS LIKE YOU WHO JUST WANTS QUICK SEX WHILE I'M ****ING RAIDING HERE!"

A second later i felt a big SMASH and i got knockouted. The next three days i moaned about my loss of that polearm since it was just hot.

END OF STORY!