Your emberrasing moments and your highlights.

[stradivuckos]

At least ressurection worked! Hurray!

[DJ Zodiac]

Tek you are my hero man i hope to accomplish what you did lol. your my offical idol lol:biggthumpup:

eppersdance: :Sylvia:

Proudest:When I rescued these poor starving cats that i now take care of.


Worst probley when someone tried to rob my house and i was scared half to death my parents werent home.. eventually My cousin and my other cousin and I evacuated my house grabed kitchen knifes grabbed and loadded my dads shotgun and almost killed the teens that tried. its a proud kinda, but i was scared :nervous: it all worked out tho they were arrested and we were just not even introuble because we used self defense

[rageelf]

My proudest moment was when I was at home. Some dude started knocking on my door and said he was going to kill me, Wanna know what I did? I went to the gun safe and ****ing pulled out 2 pistols and said im going ****ing shoot you through the door and he ****ing ran to his car like a *****.
My most embarrising moment was when I was messing around with some little kid and I accidently threw his Saxaphone case w/ The saxaphone into a lake...I ran my ****ing ass of because his parents started yelling at me rofl.

[stradivuckos]

sticky please? :P

[EliMob441]

Proudest moment: When I helped find my freind real parents and he meet htem and i found them on searching online and such(He was addopted)

stupidest: at the movies with my gf i acted like a ******* and she dumped me a few days after(Single now :X) It was a couple weeks ago , we went to go see knockedup

[stradivuckos]

Proudest moment: When I helped find my freind real parents and he meet htem and i found them on searching online and such(He was addopted)

stupidest: at the movies with my gf i acted like a ******* and she dumped me a few days after(Single now :X) It was a couple weeks ago , we went to go see knockedup

Live to win! :P +rep (i hope this isn't considered as rep abuse :P but i had too).

[wicked jt]

Most Embarrasing-Last year, was me and 2 friends, was bet to run around the house naked for 10$, so i strip down and get to running when my friends start shooting at me with their shitty airsoft guns. I turned around to see what the **** is happening and i ran into a light pole. Knocked out, for 30 minutes naked. My friends didnt cover me up or anything, so im laying naked in the front of one of their houses for 30 minutes. Yeah that sucked.

Highlight-This year, 3 of my friends were getting jumped by 5 black guys(1 of my friends was wearing red, which is a gang color where i live) behind a supermarket(has really nice pavement back there), when i was skateing by. So i went to help out, and i truck smacked one in the back of the head. I guess this gave me friends the idea to fight back with their boards
so they started truck smacking the guys. We knocked out 3 and the other 2 ran. Great feeling.

[Brisi[NOR]]

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Most embarrasing: When mom and dad found out about my video collection on my computer. *ahem* You know what i mean.
Highlight: Beating the crap out of an annoying kid in school. (for about 5 years ago) Teacher would'nt let me get anymore breaks before i was done at school
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[david12]

when i was like 3-5 years old i touched some hot teen ass 6):
then her boy friend yell at me

[Gelormino]

when i was like 3-5 years old i touched some hot teen ass 6):
then her boy friend yell at me

ROFL....Nice


Hmm....Im 12yrs old right now..... I gotta find something that made me look like an @ss

Will Edit when I find something

[stradivuckos]

Well i got one more :S i was talking to my friend on team speak and i started to fight with my sister and he recorded it. :S

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Most embarrasing: When mom and dad found out about my video collection on my computer. *ahem* You know what i mean.
Highlight: Beating the crap out of an annoying kid in school. (for about 5 years ago) Teacher would'nt let me get anymore breaks before i was done at school
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QFT!6):

[EliMob441]

When the invitation for my 5 year class reunion came in the mail, I almost had a nervous breakdown. You see, I was not always an alpha male pimp with 18 inch pythons. In fact, high school was hell for me, I graduated at 105 lbs and was constantly tortured by my classmates.

After graduation, I spent three years in my basement with my cat, lifting weights and eating cans of tuna like they were junior mints. The only time I came out was to go to night classes at a local college. Since that time, I have built my body into a rock hard temple and am also a self-made millionaire. I couldn't wait to show all the f**kers from high school what I had become

The invitation said "suit and tie", but if you know me, I'm just not a suit and tie kind of guy. I walked in dressed in my usual fur coat, aviators and wifebeater, with a shovel. I also was carrying my homemade protein shake: 1 jar of Natural peanut butter, 2 scoops of cottage cheese, one can of tuna, and a cup of oatmeal, all blended with skim milk. Delicious

I walked in, lats flared and my adrenaline pumping. I was walking around like I owned the place. Two former classmates approached me.

Classmate #1: Hey I remember you! Hey Sully, remember this kid?
Classmate #2: Oh yeah, that's the one we used to strip naked, wrap him in saran wrap and tie him to the flagpole. You got a lot bigger man. How ya been?

I felt the rage burn up inside of me. I grabbed each of them by the throat and dragged them into a back room, where I beat both of them unconscious with my shovel. "How's it feel? I said hows it F**KIN' feel?!?! " I screamed at their motionless bodies.

Next stop I headed to the bathroom, where I stripped down to my speedo and oiled up my body. "You've been waiting 5 years for this, Doc" I told myself, psyching myself up. I felt like Eminem before the rap battle in 8 mile.

I headed to the stage, pointed to the DJ, indicating for him to start playing my song. "Welcome to the jungle" blared throughout the room, as I began my posedown. Side Chest, Back double bicep, Most Muscular, I showed off every pose in the book. I watched the stunned reaction of male classmates, while women flocked with dollar bills. "Take it off, Doc!" When I hit the crowd with my signature lat flare, the screams were deafening. One girl even fainted.

I put my fur coat back on and started to walk out. Someone grabbed me by the arm. Tiffany Brown. Nicknamed "Pass Around Brown" for her reputation of having the offensive line run a train on her under the bleachers. She still looked the same. Hot face, nice body, huge tits. "F**k do you want?" I screamed at her.

Tiffany: Well, I thought that was really amazing. My husband's body is- well, not that great. I mean, he's rich and all, but its just so hard to find that total package of wealthy and jacked.
Me: <waving my BMW key in her face> Yeah, I guess so.
Tiffany: Oh god, a BMW. Will you take me for a ride?
Me: <keeping it alpha> I want gas money and a blow job out of it.
Tiffany: <handing me a $20> You drive a hard bargain, but I accept!

I took her for a 2 minute ride into one of the busiest sections of Philadelphia and told her to slob my knob.

Tiffany: Here? In the middle of the city? This is so dangerous!
Me: Tinted windows, cupcake. Now suck.

She knew what she was doing. An absolute Hoover Vacuum.

Me: Hey Tiff, remember the time you asked me to the prom, but then when I showed up at your house you had the football team drive by and throw eggs at me, and then your real boyfriend took you to the prom?
Tiffany: <mouthful of dong> Mmmm… Mmmm.
Me: Well, I never got to tell you how I felt about that.

I pulled my !@%% out of her mouth and jerked off in her eyes. Two shots of baby batter in each pupil.

Tiffany: Oh god, what the f**k! I can't f**kin see!

I opened her door and pushed her into the street, in only her underwear and shoes. Keep in mind this is one of the busiest intersections in Philadelphia.

I pull my beamer about 50 feet from her, take her clothes and pour some gasoline on them, and light a match. Meanwhile, Tiff was stumbling around like Stevie Wonder on crack.

Tiffany: <screaming> YOU F**KIN PRICK! GET BACK HERE!

The glare of the pile of clothes on fire reflected in my aviators.

Me: Revenge is a #!@%%, Tiff, aint it? REVENGE IS A #!@%%!

I pulled into my beamer and sped away, laughing like a madman and beeping my horn. I looked in my rearview and saw Tiff standing there, clueless.

A small smile crossed my face. "Revenge is a beautiful thing," I thought to myself, lighting up a cigar and speeding home.

Anyone else been to their high school reunion? Any other good stories?

WALL OF TEXT RUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

[MetalFan666]

Hmmm most embarassing moment?

Well heres the thing. When i do something that normal ple think is embarassing, i dont get that embarassed and most of the time i think its funny and turn it into a ball dropping larf >

But i guess this would be considered "embarassing"

I was at school dickin around like usual in class (throwing paper balls and airplains that kinda stuff). Any way i was sitting in the back corner near a window that lead into the teachers parking lot.

Me and my freind saw one of my old teachers pull up in his car right below the window and it just so happened that i didnt like that particular teacher sooooo we had a plan.

The plan was for all my buddies to crowed around me wile i took a leack on his car XD, BUT when i droped my pants and started pissin well my buddies sundenly moved and i was uncovered, with my pants down takin a leak out the window. I was like =O s**t.

The sad but o SOOO funny part was i couldnt stop peeing even when the teacher grabed my shirt and started pulling me away from the window XD

If you guys were wondering no i did not have to clean of the car and yes i was expeled XD but at least the whol;e class got to see my wang XD

[J-A-K-E]

most embarrasing moement: well last year(wen i was 13) i was playing truth or dare in the middle of the night and i lived in a hick town with like 800 people and they dared me to go streaking down the street and back for 10 bucks so i said y not. well it turned out most of the girls in our town were having a slumber party or w/e and they walked outside so i just walk backwards and yell hi

best moment:same as above, my reason: i got a girlfriend out of it u can probably guess y