Your emberrasing moments and your highlights.

[Nugma]

years back when i was.... 13? we was 30 ppl meditating, all had been completely silence for more than 5 mins and then i just make the biggest fart LOL was frekn hillarous :]

HAHAHA

[stradivuckos]

think he's talking about in the past.... Martin Luther protested the use of Indulgences, which were 'sold' by the church. These indulgences absolved the buyer of sin. Martin Luther helped start the protestant reformation. i believe this is what you are referring to, in case anyone was wondering.... :P

Yup

[Domminust]

Tekstorm, +REP for that first post.. lmao!

[idusy-org]

Most embarrassing moment: Getting caught by a nun at my all-girl prep school doing things I shouldn't have been doing, with my best friend

Proudest moment: Getting kicked out of said school for doing things I shouldn't have been doing (again), with my best friend.

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YouTube, or it didn't happen...

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YouTube, or it didn't happen...

roflmao

[wowaddikt]

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YouTube, or it didn't happen...

I didn't even know what youtube was back then...

but next time i will post a video on here as my siggy or something

yeah u wish

[Enfeebleness]

I didn't even know what youtube was back then...

but next time i will post a video on here as my siggy or something

edited out some part that wasn't needed

[DeMoN]

tekstorm - wow you got some deep rooted emotional problems with those you go to/ went to high school with...seek therapy befor your fanatasy becomes a reality.

wowaddikt - after looking at your myspace you definatly are a real girl and iwant to see some real girl on catholic school girl action so yes please youtube it.

as for me and my most embarressing moment...there are so many to choose from. lets see how about 11 years ago when i was back in high school i had this g/f and we were dry humping and well all of a sudden i busted a nut all ove3r tyhe inside of my pants and i jsut stopped. embarressed as all hell i didnt want my g/f to know so i tald her she had to go that i had something to do and i forgot and she needed to leave right then. later on that night i got up the nerve to tell her. dumb move for me i guess as i was called spot for the next year or so.

another embarressing moment would of been when i was at this bar last year. i was fairly drunk and me and my bud had been mackin on these 2 girls a good portion of the night well they invited me and him back to there house to go "swimming" in there pool. we agreed eagerly and i decided befor we left i would order us a round of shots. so i walked over to the bvartender and asked for 4 dbl shots of soco lime, and i returned and deliver each shot glass. we all toasted and then downed the shots with out thinking. the thing was the bartender had ****ed up and instead of soco lime there was dbl shots of warm ass captain in each shot glass. i tried to stop my self from pukign but the force of the up chuck forced it out my nose and puke shot all over the 2 girls. needless to saty i didnt get laid that night.

my most proudest moment would of been new years eve 2002. i had just finished my final repairs on my jeep that had been totaled a few months befor. i had made 150 jello shots and had 5 bottles of champain and was all psyched to be takin my g/f and her best friend to my brotherhood's (sigma chi) new years eve party. i had picked up my girls best friend (who let me add is extreamly beautiful and hot even to this day after 2 kids) and was waiting for myt g/f outside her work when i noticed my car starting to over heat. to cut the boring part out i coudlnt fix my car so we decided to make the best of things and go get drunk at our apartment. we finished off all tyhe bottles of champain and most of the shooters when we decided to play strip poker. they lsot i ****ed them both it was ****ign awsome. i fullfilled the fantasy of all my friends. as everyone i know had always wanted to have a 3some with those 2 girls and they always swore it would never happened. well it did it was awsome proudest moment ever. dotn feel like goign into details i can just say use your fricken imagination.

another proud moment would of been when i saved a 2 yar olds life that was drowning in the pool but the above story was so much cooler.

[kelat]

LOL

:yuck: that suuucks

****in awesome dude. nice.

yea, the above one is cooler. ha

[Phazon addict]

was never catholic is was just the only preparatory school for the gifted or something along those lines.

I know, I didn't mean to give the impression that I thought you were catholic, I didn't XD;

But, now that I think of it(My memory is terrible, so there was probably more embarassing things I did that I forgot), I remember 2 embarassing things(both in primary school) :
1:I made one of the louder farts anyone in my class made, during a fairly quiet time.
2:I once had a large metal/wood chair in school, and it was heavy, and I have this habit of swinging on my chair.Got used to it.Some day, someone takes my chair, and I have this tiny plastic and light metal chair.I put in the same aount of force to swing, obviously, I ended up on the floor :P

One of my prouder moments?....uh, I'll have to think hard about that one :P

[DeMoN]

oh i got one i remembered, you knwo guys being guys me and some friends were sitting around and everyone started breaking out in farts try to be loader and smellier then the last finally it came around to me and i knew i was goign to win so i pushed with all the might one could gather and boom.....turned out i had diahrea...oh that sucked horrably....

another story along the same lines i was wlkaing in the hall ways back in jr. high long long time ago and i thoguht to myself well shti no one will knwo if i cut one right here. so i let her rip and it wasnt till i walked in to my english class and sat down i reliezed that was no fart it was a fricken shart. i asked the teacher if i could please be exscused tha ti had to go to the bathroom bad. being an ass the teacher tld me i would have to wait till after this test. i turned ot the teacher and said " Mr. Kelly please this cant wait." he still told me firmly "NO". so i stood up and said "Hey man i ****ing shit myself can i please go to the bathrrom. he looked at me like i was insane and told me to please exscuse ym self to the principals office. i will have you know i headed straight to the bathroom where i cleaned up, through my boxers away, and proceeded down stairs tot he principals office where i demanded to go home as my teacher had embarressed me infornt of all my peers. lol i was a cocky lil bitch when i was younger.

[aqua200546]

Wow...these are some awesome stories. hmmm lemme think...

I've actually led a pretty amazing life, short as has been as of now, and its pretty hard to narrow anything down; its all kind of blurred.

I can instantly think of one of the worst things in my life (im usually an optimist). im not the boldest, never have been, and get terribly choked up when it matters most. But last year was going to far. I got on the bus one day and there she was, the most beautiful girl in the world. i instantly thought of a plan of action, but my plans of action always have no margain for error so when someone doesnt say the exact thing i predicted it all falls apart. and so this went on day after day, week after week, me always getting up the courage to talk to her, ask her name, somehow make her acknoladge my prescense but was instantly crushed by her non existent gaze. poetic huh. well. summer came. all that time i reflected and saw my error and was going to try and right it but....first day came....i got on the bus....and she wasnt there. i waited, every day hoping she'd be outside waiting for the bus just like she always had but she never came. So one day...i pulled out the school directory, looked up her adress, and went out in the pouring rain to find her adress and at least do something. I got there. rang the doorbell every few minutes just incase they were asleep or something. this went on for an hout and eventually a car came in the drive way. i was so excited, but that quickly went away when i asked the driver if monica lived there and they replied that she had moved a while ago. now i have to live with that...
thats probably why i liked Kurios's old sig "every passing moment is a chance to turn it all around" i try and live by that now but its hard.

on a happier note...
wasn't really a "moment" more like a proudest era. I was tyler's friend. how many of you have watched Fight Club :wavey:. my tyler's a bit like their tyler, except not so sinister. well...come to think of it he was pretty sinister for a what...9 year old. Tyler is like the peter pan of my childhood. and i was his best friend! when i was with tyler it was like being an apostle, walk around seeing this guy perform amazing feats and resist all positive influence from his mother, father, anyone. he could climb trees, skateboard, was respected by all the teenagers in his culdasac, carried around a pocketknife at all times. man....this guy was amazing. if he wanted the world he'd get it on a silver platter. but thats also looking back at him through the haze of time. logic says that no one could be that amazing. but then again it says the same thing about jesus :P. my goal in life is to be just like him. and remember this is a 9/10/11 yr old we are talking about. now he's 14, but ive lost touch with him. poor guy...hes had a hard childhood, we both have, but he wouldnt be tyler if he hadnt.

[R4mbo | Mr. R]

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[original~GANK~staz]

well it had to be about to years ago, i was 15, me and my friend stan got drunk as ****, and we snuck out his house at like 12:30(i slept over his house), we rode our bikes like 15 miles away to this girls house, and her friend was over, and u kno, me and him were cathin dat heady guap and her parents walked in and i threw that bitch off and jumped out her window and stan was right behind me and i broke my ankle and he broke his arm. funny stuff tho was that my parents didnt kno i was drunk till i puked in the ER.

it was the second story window btw

[Shattered]

Most embarrsing moment ever? Happend this year.. I was getting head for the first time with my GF at the time Ana. And she tried to deepthroat it and puked.. All over me.. I yelled in disgust. I walked out of the room to go to the shower and I still had my pants down because I didn't think anybody was home. When I walked out my brother and his two friends were high playing halo. They all look at me and start cracking up laughing while I start running to the bathroom almost in tears.. Sad day for me.. I know quite graphic but I guess Tekstorm's was too.