Ask me anything, and I will do my best to give you a completely bullshit answer

[Narudan]

I have so much school work to finish, but i don't want to, so what shall i do?

[Liquid Malfunction]

I have so much school work to finish, but i don't want to, so what shall i do?

Throw it away and tell the teacher you cat eated it cause it wasn't tall enough to not get ateded

[Stans Dad]

Do gay people get turned on by their own penis?

[cXm0d]

I'll be answering the rest of the questions, after Drak stops.
This is my thread, mind leaving it to me?

[Grasi]

Should I sleep tonight?

[ferocity]

I'll be answering the rest of the questions, after Drak stops.
This is my thread, mind leaving it to me?

QQ

[Krip]

This is my thread, mind leaving it to me?

This thread is actually owned by Jekubovinskiwitz Polinawachowski since 2005-05-09 though this thread was just recently created.
Magic.

http://www.aboutus.org/MMOwned.com
mmowned.com - mm owned - Who.is

[Noobcraft]

Can you cry under water?

How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

Why does a round pizza come in a square box.

Once you're in heaven, do you get struck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

Why is 'bra' singular and 'panties' plural?

Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

If corn oil in made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?

Does the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

Why does Goofy stands erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They are both dogs?

Since when did you start googling questions?

[Ziddy1337]

I think it might be because bra is a shortened form of brassiere, a French word. Panties is a cutesy variation of underpants - which describes how they are worn, as in under pants. Pant is sometimes a singular, and then there are trousers, which I've never seen as simply trouser unless used in conjunction with another word, like trouser snake. But now I've gone rather far afield, I fear, and brought up many details in my digression that you probably were not seeking.
(Googlemagic for that one)

You could of just said it is a 3 syllable word, shortened from brassiere, so his theory is total crap.

My question:

Why do people not like thread Hijacking, when they normally add something decent to the thread, like i have just done.

[iaretehfunny?]

Who is the best ever?

[iaretehfunny?]

This thread is actually owned by Jekubovinskiwitz Polinawachowski since 2005-05-09 though this thread was just recently created.
Magic.

http://www.aboutus.org/MMOwned.com
mmowned.com - mm owned - Who.is

Dear Lord, is that Matt's real name?

[Piersd]

what is the meaning of life?

[ferocity]

what is the meaning of life?

To have fun before the life comes to an end.

[magesr1337]

how do you make ferocity shut up?

[Kyiz]

I'm 100% sure Ferocity is a attention whore.


edit: Also here is a question for pure randomness.

Your in a canoe, your front wheel breaks, how many pancakes does it take to fill up a dog house.