Ask me anything, and I will do my best to give you a completely bullshit answer

[Krip]

Dear Lord, is that Matt's real name?

Yes sir: http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=Jekubovinskiwitz+Polinawachowski&btnG=Google+Search&aq=f&oq=

[The God Father]

Why is the sky so high?

[P1raten]

Cake OR Death!?

[iaretehfunny?]

Yes sir: http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=Jekubovinskiwitz+Polinawachowski&btnG=Google+Search&aq=f&oq=

Jekubovinskiwitz Polinawachowski. Matt.......really......how long does it take to say your name?

[Liquid Malfunction]

Why is the sky so high?

Cause he ate wayyyy to much pie

[iaretehfunny?]

Cause he ate wayyyy to much pie

Would you quit hijacking this thread. And your answers are terrible...
/facepalm

[Liquid Malfunction]

Would you quit hijacking this thread. And your answers are terrible...
/facepalm

isn't the point of this thread to give bull**** answers lol?

[iaretehfunny?]

isn't the point of this thread to give bull**** answers lol?

not you...
please your terrible...
and the point is not for you its for cy...

[Zokmag]

Why dont pancakes fly?

[Grasi]

Did Pink manage to destroy the Wall on his own?

[Ziddy1337]

Why is one boob bigger than the other?

[Apartment Wolf]

Where do babies come from?

[Mirror]

Which eye should I blink first?
How much would would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck was Chuck Norris?
Is the big bang real?
Is evolution true?
If so, what type of monkey did I evolve from?
Was that monkey named Fred?
(I had a monkey named Fred once.)
Should I breath first or blink first.
How old is young?
How young is old?
When are you considered to be an adult?
How do you beat Fantasic Contraption

[vlada111]

Solve this:

If there is 100km from one town to other and if you go 63 km/h, and if you stop every 5m for 1 min and if you speed up to 100km for 12secs.

You need to find out my surname with this info.

[cXm0d]

Why dont pancakes fly?

Apparently you're eating the wrong pancakes. Mine do, all the time. Not too sure what's in them though.

Did Pink manage to destroy the Wall on his own?

No, Pink had the help of the lesser color "Purple" but was not given credit due to her horrible shade. Pink is the new black.

Why is one boob bigger than the other?

Because it's a common misconception that women have milk in both breasts, in reality it only exists in the larger one. It's larger so it's more likely to gain attention from the feeding baby. Keeping the assumption that both contain milk.God is lazy.

Where do babies come from?

When the male Gamete, meets the female gamete and produces a zygote. This zygote gets fed by the "yolk" from the egg, and eventually evolves into a child. After much screaming, blood, and a loss of manhood.

Which eye should I blink first?

I blink both at the same time. o.o

How much would would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck was Chuck Norris?

None, Chuck Norris is a softie for nature.

Is the big bang real?

Ask your mom.

Is evolution true?

Of course, what good would a Charmander do at level 40?

If so, what type of monkey did I evolve from?

Mankey.

Was that monkey named Fred?

No.

(I had a monkey named Fred once.)

That's nice.

Should I breath first or blink first.

Blink. Breathing is overrated.

How old is young?

Hair on the muff? She's olde enough.

How young is old?

9

When are you considered to be an adult?

Once you realize that Final Fantasy 7 wasn't better than FF8

How do you beat Fantasic Contraption

You don't.

I'm back.