Reasons to stop WOW!

[Mpampis]

Some ReAsons to STOP WoW:
-You find nothing to eat in the kitchen and wait for the respawn
-You drive you car out of the road and think that's cause of the lag.
-You play football with friends and say "Cmon people dont go afk,this time we will pwn them".
-You are not so good at sex and think "Well i wasnt buffed".
-You see your friend's dog and ask him about the aggro.
-You go in a party and dont say your name cause u think all will read it up your head.
-You try to create a macro for your homeworks.
-You accidentally fall on the ground and say "Heal plis".
-You travel too much and try to insert the BlockNum+ in your car.
-You abandon your family leaving a some words on a piece of paper...../gquit, gg!
- You're not sure if the girl you are chatting up is REALLy a girl.
- You think you can turn invisible by simply adopting a ninja pose and making a PSHHOO! noise.
- You run into peoples houses asking where the Portals Trainer is.
- You stand around your capital city DOING NOTHING (I'm looking at you IF lvl 60 lag contributors!!)
- You don't eat for several days because you "have" very high spirit. (yeah taken from pure pwnage but still funny ^^)
- You play football and never go for the ball because there was no mark.
- You walk up to random people and ask them for water.
- You always sleep for 2 days before you start studying for a test since you will learn 2x faster if you are rested.
- After not doing anything for a while you sit down on the ground. After a few more minutes you grab a pice of paper, write AFK on it and glue to your head.
- You start rubbing your hand in hope that an animal will pop out of nowhere for you to ride on.
- After having sex your girlfriend says she wants to do it again and you reply: "z0mfg cooldown n00b!!"
- When talking to girls you always open with: "so are you a girl IRL?"
- For some reason you start jumping around just to past time.
-Cool In a bar when trying to pick someone up you stand up and yell: "LFG for bedroom 60s only plz!"
-You get a brand new supercool leather jacket as a present. You just drop it on the ground and says: "sry m8, im cloth user"
- When you walk into a kindergarden, you yell "ZoMfG!!! DIE GNOMES"

[MaXe]

Good one hehe Those are nice

[OMGPWN]

Hahaha!!!!!! That Is Soo Funny!

[WoWLegend]

sad but thats me IRL to a T. Im jsut that way...

[Flying Piggy]

- You think you can turn invisible by simply adopting a ninja pose and making a PSHHOO! noise.

Well believe it or not , this actualy hapened in France , if you can understand french then watch the video :rofl:

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Basically it says that a teenager locked himself in his room for over a week without food and did nothing else but play WoW (hehe it gets funny from here) . Then when the kid decided to get out of his room , he thought he was hes online character which was a night elf rogue , and he was (wait LMAO ... ok im back) walking arround the house in a ninja pose thinking he was invisible to everybody else . Well he quicly found out that he wasnt invisible to the psychiatrist hsnap:

[edestron]

lol, i remember I do some of these, in class, I remember, I was laying on the desk, teacher called on me, and as heroic as i was, i said "afk newbz"
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[WoWLegend]

"So how did your math quest go? i got my grade skill up a little, wasnt a level but i still own the human nerd."

[Mpampis]

lol, i remember I do some of these, in class, I remember, I was laying on the desk, teacher called on me, and as heroic as i was, i said "afk newbz"

hahahahahaahahaha

[ShadowThief]

OMG Those are so freakin awesome! XD

[jimmy2222]

-You are not so good at sex and think "Well i wasnt buffed".
rofl

-You try to create a macro for your homeworks.
lol


-You abandon your family leaving a some words on a piece of paper...../gquit, gg!
wow

- You're not sure if the girl you are chatting up is REALLy a girl.
ahahaha!

- You think you can turn invisible by simply adopting a ninja pose and making a PSHHOO! noise.
i do this sometimes at like 1:00 am when me and my friends are midlessly walking around to pisss them off, i'll some times be like "lol, gankage"

- You walk up to random people and ask them for water.
hahahahhahaa!!!


- After having sex your girlfriend says she wants to do it again and you reply: "z0mfg cooldown n00b!!"
lol

- When talking to girls you always open with: "so are you a girl IRL?"
haha!! omfg!


-Cool In a bar when trying to pick someone up you stand up and yell: "LFG for bedroom 60s only plz!"
omg, I lol'd

-You get a brand new supercool leather jacket as a present. You just drop it on the ground and says: "sry m8, im cloth user"
hahaha!!

[Enfeebleness]

Lol, jimmy you just responded to every one you thought was good with the same 'haha' comment xD

[blueorange]

Meh..... I don't know french..... I need worldlingo :P

[Glynbeard]

lol poor kid who locked himself in his room

[WoWLegend]

this is gold, my friends had a laugh

[Elites360]

Lol, thats funny