Give me 10 GOOD reasons why i should continue wow

[DaNuMan]

Well the title says everything just that i need GOOD reasons because i havent got to play for 2 months and i had like 2 60's on US servers but then i have to now join EU because the time difference from the US and the country i moved in is like 8 hours different. and from EU is like 3 hours not bad. I couldnt play because i didnt have fast enough intrenet but now i do.
SO I WANT GOOD REASONS PLEASE.
Thanks and +rep to anyone who does this.

[Snitch]

Where you currently at?

Snitch

[DaNuMan]

Unfortunatley in saudia arabia IM NOT A TERRORIST. The main city of it and the 1mb connection is like 2000 clams so yea. SO im getting the 256K connection which is still good to play wow.
EDIT: IM still looking for 10 reasons :P

[lag]

Top 10 reasons to play WoW,
By lag (age 22)

1. No Homework - From high school to your masters, homework no longer applies (why bother?)
2. Increased Relaxation - poor work performance will leave you with extra time on your hands when you have no job. Unemployment FTW!
2. Be Socially Independent - No need for friends, you have WoW now.
4. Live Longer - Never see the sun? Never get skin cancer! w00t!
5. Learn Another Language - K E K, LaWlz0r, and call someone a n00b in 16 languages with over 40 regional dialects!
6. Increased Stamina - Bet you didn't know you could stay awake without moving for over 60 hours in a row eh?
7. Faster Cooking Time - Replace all that "real" food with your bi-weekly trip to McDonalds to stock up on Big Macs in your freezer.
8. Visit Exotic Locations - FedEx yourself to china and become a gold farmer. Done and done.
9. Lower Your Rent - You can play WoW in any craphole with a 768kbps+ connection, who cares if the area is considered to cause cancer by the State of California.
10. Free Birth Control - Addiction to WoW = no sex = no babies.

[DaNuMan]

LMAO NICE ON LAG +INfinite rep to ya :P. And pne more thing wow cant be played with a 256 kbps connection if it doesnt then i have to quit wow.

[lag]

Hey, I've played it on a 56k, I feel that.

For the record - not fun.

[Xestrikers]

Lol!! Great post lag

[Nugma]

Lag. You are made of pure win.