What should I write in the "please unban me email"?

[MTBrider]

Hey,

just got banned on my only account. I don't really care but at least I want to try to get it back. What should I put in the email? e.g. i didn't play for two weeks so wtf i am banned? i must be hacked! sth like that? did anything work for you?

thanks in advance for any tips!

[KuRIoS]

[MTBrider]

:-)
nice one, i like it

[f0xm4n]

If that works, I'm buying a cloak and beard.

[cammey]

lols classic

[MTBrider]

any serious tips or won't i have a chance to unban my account anyway?

[Nightavanger]

Blizzard kind of sh!t's on the head of those who are banned, no matter if they are guilty or not. If anything, then try to be original, don't write obvious bullsh!t such as "oh my brother were playing" "im very sorry, i wont do it agin ((((((((" "i g0t h4ckd, wtf, n0t c000L duD3". I remember reading story 'bout guy who wrote them some really crazy stuff like he's goin crazy, it meant life for him, that he would commit suicide etc. If I remember well, he got unbanned But there's not much cases of Blizzard unbanning someone based on a ticket or email. Atleast try to impress or make them laught.)

[Prooz]

What I'm wondering is if the "I got hacked" excuse goes out the window if you have an authenticator?

[MTBrider]

No authenticator here, so probably they will tell me that it is my own fault ? ....

[Nightavanger]

No authenticator here, so probably they will tell me that it is my own fault ? ....

What about same IP you were logging from all the time?

[Mullich88]

I remember reading story 'bout guy who wrote them some really crazy stuff like he's goin crazy, it meant life for him, that he would commit suicide etc.

Absolutely do NOT do this. I used the 'suicidal' excuse in WoW to get back a character I deleted when I was over my restoration cap. They started to give me local hotline numbers that I could contact to talk about my 'suicidal thoughts' and a bunch of BS. It was all a lie and I ended up just saying something like "I'm going to therapy tomorrow anyway I'll talk to my psych" or something to that effect. It was quite hilarious but I think I may have got myself on some suicidal watch list somewhere, not good!

[MTBrider]

What about same IP you were logging from all the time?

I did from my home computer, but I didn't login to the battlenet account after the ban.
I can use my universities VPN to send the ticket and tell them I didn't login for like a month now or sth like that ...?!

[Nightavanger]

I did from my home computer, but I didn't login to the battlenet account after the ban.I can use my universities VPN to send the ticket and tell them I didn't login for like a month now or sth like that ...?!

w/e Blizzard is not goin to unban anybody (but probably Linux user's)

[MTBrider]

Why Linux users?

[Nightavanger]

Because Linux users running D3 thru Win emulators (such as Wine) got banned, not even botting or anything.